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Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week
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562: How Three Became Two
"Stop, Children, what's that sound?"
Let me stop you right there, Buffalo Springfield, because I think I know the answer to this one. "That sound" is Episode 562 of Regular Features. And you know what? It very nearly wasn't. This is an unusual episode, in that it survived the total post-recording elimination of one participant, "Log", thanks entirely to "Log".
This is the Little Podcast That Survived. It is a perfectly lovely Frankenstein of an episode. If you were a Lady Frankenstein, I reckon it'd be right up your street.
If you *are* a Lady Frankenstein, and you want me to put you in touch, please send an SAE marked "I promise not to scream when Episode 562 calls me FRIEND, sending it into a suicidal rage" to
WE BELONG DEAD
PO Box 562
Ashby De La Zouch
Thanks for being you. (Unless you're awful)
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561: Vegetariana Lasagne
Well, I ate the whole thing. Shrug emoji!
In this episode, Joe brings us to the aid of an ailin' 'n' flailin' maestra flautist, Gav discovers a hidden side effect of jelly boy bonification, and Steve delves deep into the Regular Features agony auntsack. -
560: Shrivelle Dudders
Did you know that the famous advertising slogan "got milk?" was almost something very different? Originally the tagline for milk was going to be "gimme da heffer wets, brother", until a marketing executive decided the phrase was too long to be coherently burped into a mother's face after downing the last pint of refreshing milk, straight from the fridge.
In this episode, Steve imagines what it must like to be a ravenous baby. And Log's pub got incredibly wet for an afternoon, compelling him to seek an untroubled life of solitude among the pines. Pump it up. -
559: Jedward's Waxy Funeral
We're back! Sorry we've been away for a while, it's because we are actually dead now. Yeah we died. Sorry!
In this episode, Matt sees a waxy head in a box. Steve shares a special moment with Jedward near some garlic. And Log tastefully designs each of our funerals. We'll be back with regular episodes from exactly now on. PLEASE. YOU MUST FORGIVE. -
558: The Blackpool Magic Convention Tax Write-off Special
Joe and Gav are now fully fledged magicians and they took their latest trick to the Blackpool Magic Convention to see if they could fool some fellow conjurers.
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557: Helen Degenerates
We can't keep meeting like this.
In this episode, Joe finally brings Great British advertising to the hallowed American Superbowl. Log slips into a Helen-inspired reverie. Steve reads an excerpt from Bradley Wigginseses autobiography.
Customer Reviews
5 stars
The most reliably funny podcast out there. Also it helps if you’re a little drunk. Just listened to 517-518 and almost went horizontal from laughter. Thank the heavens Regular Features is out there to save us all.
Sublime
This is a surreal podcast where a notoriously criminal and burly man from Nottingham kidnaps 4 other men and makes them recite perverted prose for his own satisfaction.
10/10
Regular Features is a funny podcast
Regular Features is exactly the same every week, and thank Christ!