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It’s story time with Ellen and Joe, which means that if you’re into laughing at other’s pain, you’re in for a treat. Cringe-worthy, funny, and unfortunately real. There’s everything from accidental kidnappings, to family outings at strip clubs. There’s sex-obsessed granddads, drunk fanfics, and life advice from grandmothers still believing it’s WW2. So here they are, ready to share the stories they’d rather forget.
||ExplicitEpisode 7: Dogs, OneCoin and Cock Rings||A little life update, including one from Joe's granddad. There's talk of Ellen’s short-lived job at a kennel, Teslas, and penis decorations at the gym.||6/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: The Whore of Copenhagen and London Sexcapades, or That Time Joe’s Grandma had a Porn Tour of Copenhagen, and International Sex Adventures||This episode Joe tells the story of his grandmother's visit to the red light districts of Copenhagen, and how a viewing of Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat changed all our lives. In the spirit of international sex adventures, Ellen shares her Tinder fails of London.||2/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Police Chases & Goth Lovers||Pondcast is back with the first episode of the year. We look back on granddads breaking the laws and run-ins with the police. Ellen shares a story of pubescent love, filled with too much eyeliner and screamo music.||1/22/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: The Christmas Gift of Semen||O cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, here's a short episode just for the holidays. You don't need to celebrate Christmas to enjoy a story about Ellen being faced with the miracle of inappropriate erections. There's also the obligatory idiotic family members, including an update from Joe's grandpa's online adventures.||12/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: Grabbed by the Pussy & Other Acts of Terrorism||What happens in the VIP-lounge, doesn’t stay in the VIP-lounge. Ellen shares the story of her unbelievable weekend and Joe talks about his close encounter with a menstrual pad. Also featuring the magnificent national anthem of mother Russia, performed by the Presidential Orchestra of the Russian Federation.||12/11/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2: Grandpa's Little OneCoin Secret||Joe tells the story of his granddad’s involvement in a global pyramid scheme, and Ellen talks about her encounters with fellow herbivores.||11/26/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1: Accidental Kidnappings||First episode and we kick things off straight away with almost kidnappings and actual kidnappings. There’s masturbation mishaps, and talk about how Bob Dylan stole Ellen’s rightful prize.||10/16/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
Incredibly funny podcast and stories! Highly recommend.