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Selections from...The Illustrious Annals of Slagheepian History

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Civilizing with a grunt and a groan; that’s what it says at the beginning of “Tale of the Trojan Sphynx.” Well, yeah, might as well say that’s how it all started. Grunting and groaning. But that little experiment in Slagheep’s primordial slothic scummy dooey goo has given us some of the most vile disgusting gut belching, ass farting, nitwits and numbskulls the multiverse has ever witnessed. Care to witness for yourself? Then dive in. At your own risk of course.

A little irreverent.

Some adult content.

Some satire.

Some fantasy.

A lot of fun.

Here’s a few of the colorful characters that you’ll find in Selections from…THE ILLUSTRIOUS ANNALS OF SLAGHEEPIAN HISTORY -

•Lil’ Skippy Shitler in his bid to enact war on anyone over two feet in height.

•Bertha Bustanut who makes an unscheduled stopover in the Slagheepian village of East Mudbucket.

•Timidly Blurry the king stoner brought back from the dead to promote one last multiversal “rok” concert.

•Doktor Froggenstein and his terribly horrible nasty experiment.

•Elderly Billy Space Codger and the December Frog reminiscing about the old days.

•Billy Space Dude…yeah, there was an unfortunate time warping accident.

•Cap’n Brane Phart traveling the Spaceways for excitement and adventure.

Come for a ride on the Spaceways across the multiverse with these colorful characters and an amalgam of other such ne’er-do-well nitwits and join in their galvanizing misadventures. You’ll be on Slagheep in no time!

Selections from...The Illustrious Annals of Slagheepian History
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  • 2,99 €
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Short Stories
  • Published: 11 January 2012
  • Publisher: Ran Cartwright
  • Print Length: 337 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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