Minoriteam, Season 1Closed Captioning
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Fasto is the fastest man on the planet. Jewcano combines all the powers of the Jewish faith with the destructive force of a volcano. Non-Stop, the alter-ego of former pro skater Dave Raj, is a convenience store clerk who cannot be shot. The final member of the team is Richard Escartin, an oil billionaire who, as El Jefe, wields a super-charged leafblower that can not only suck and blow with deadly force, but is so powerful that it allows him to fly and rip holes in time and space.
|1||Closed CaptioningVideoIllegal Aliens||Minoriteam has a close encounter of the backward kind when they are taken to another planet by aliens and forced into a battery of challenges that incorporate the aliens' intimate knowledge of American minority stereotypes. Back on Earth, White Shadow and company find that racist charades can only hold their interest for so long.||11:31||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoTax Day||In this episode, the traditional tables are turned, as the evilest organization known to man, the White Shadow, is audited by an organization even more evilest, the IRS! In having to account for years worth of bungled schemes and misappropriated funds, the White Shadows finds his own corporation truly threatened for the first time.||11:09||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoHis Story||Using an incredibly dense celestial object known as a White Hole, the White Shadow and his minions travel back in time to destroy the accomplishments of minorities throughout history. Having figured out the plot, Minoriteam must chase after the evildoers from the Red Sea to the Civil War and beyond.||11:38||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoEl Dia Gigante||Just as Corporate City has gathered to celebrate his lifetime accomplishments, El Jefe is faced with the greatest personal challenge of his career when his long-lost father, a super-powerful Mexican wrestler named El Yo, appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will El Jefe find the strength to defeat his own father in the ring, or will Corporate City be utterly destroyed by the masked grappler and his gigantic burro pinata sidekick?||11:04||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoTribe and Prejudice||When progress is halted on a new casino, the Shysta Gumfat Indian Reservation Parking Lot Tribe calls on the powers of Minoriteam to save them from being more absurdly destitute than they already are. An investigation into a dubious Pilgrim burial ground may reveal the not altogether surprising presence of White Shadow.||11:22||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoHeaven Can Wait||A racist bomb has blown Fasto so far into heaven that he flew past the black exit and landed in Valhalla. Now it is up to El Jeffe, with his 1/18th Viking blood, to save him. But Fasto's warm welcome from hot, dead Nordic women may keep El Jefe's rescue and any hopes of addressing the implications of a segregated heaven at bay.||11:08||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoAnd Justice for Some||Unable to defeat Minoriteam in our world, the White Shadow tricks them into entering a mirror world, where everything is backward. With their powers diffused, Minoriteam soon find themselves captured by the authorities and put on trial for not being racist. Even retaining Jewcano as their lawyer might not be able to save our heroes this time.||11:24||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Internet 2.0||White Shadow has a new secret weapon - a tool known to technological aficionados as "The Internet." Minoriteam must stop him before he uses deadly Search Engines to uncover their secret identities. Not since Jeff Bridges donned a glowing helmet has the high tech world of tomorrow felt so dangerous.||11:46||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoWoman's Sufferage||When questionable weather forecasting becomes deadly, one woman holds the key to saving summer from a madman's plot to supercharge the sun. Minoriteam faces its greatest challenge yet when this woman becomes their intern and they must cross the gulf of occupational significance and pay attention to her warnings. Can she rise above her uncompensated duty to mop floors? More importantly, is she hot without her glasses?||11:24||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoSpace Driftin'||What would life be like if Wang hadn't left his wheelprint on the world? Barring a surprising rise in the use of electric cars, apparently it would be a crappier version of life as it is. A supernatural hippy in an unearthly van takes Wang on a highly derivative journey to restore his belief in himself.||11:19||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoUniversal World Games||White Shadow's implausible Book of Prophecies has predicted a cataclysmic event should The Bahamas win events in the undeniably Olympic-flavored Universal World Games. When White Shadow purchases the Bahamian team, Minoriteam must compete to keep the world, the summer events, and somehow even the winter events from falling to white dominance.||11:45||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Fog||aka "The Blacklight Show" The inscrutable herbaceous substance known as Nonstop's Old Country Smoke may be the key to safety when an evil, grape-flavored fog overtakes Corporate City and nightmares become reality. Tune in and freak out to the magic of black light in this very special episode of Minoriteam.||11:43||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|13||Closed CaptioningVideoEvilfellas||As far back as he can remember, Corporate Ladder always wanted to be a minion. Follow his rise from a stepstool in White Shadow's boardroom to a full-blown minion with enough knowledge to expose the secret racism that permeates White Shadow's overtly racist organization.||11:42||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|14||Closed CaptioningVideoLandon In Love||Fasto's loyalties are put to the test when his mild-mannered alter ego, Landon, is romantically pursued by a beautiful fellow professor. While Fasto shirks his crime-fighting responsibilities to go on a date as Landon, an incomplete Minoriteam tries to capture a criminal who, ironically enough, relies on super-speed to rob banks.||11:42||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|15||Closed CaptioningVideoLe Black Coq||Every villain has a back-story, and one-time successful restaurant owner John Le Coq is no exception. Watch as, in exciting flashback form, White Shadow recounts the rise and fall of The Black Cock.||11:45||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|16||Closed CaptioningVideoTremendous Class||Beyond Business Class, beyond First Class, there is only Tremendous Class. While Nonstop nurses his body cavities in a terrorist shakedown room at the airport, Wang, Neil and Landon revel in an elite flight class reserved for the likes of African Warlords and Charles Durning.||11:40||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|17||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Assimulator||The White Shadow's Secret Weapon of the Week, the Assimilator, uses his ability to take on others' cultural traits to gain the trust of Minoriteam. Will they see through his chicanery in time to prevent him from becoming a human melting pot of raging, bland terror?||11:25||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|18||Closed CaptioningVideoBehold Balactus, Pt. 1||Alluding to hero lore as disparate as Superman I and Superman II, this episode sees a coming of age of sorts for Fasto as he learns the truth about his past. Meanwhile, a galactic power forward with mad inside game known as Balactus prepares a doomsday machine for earth.||11:20||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|19||Closed CaptioningVideoBehold Balactus, Pt. 2||While galactic widebody Balactus continues to own the paint with his doomsday machine, Fasto gets in touch with his funky alien ancestry. Can Minoriteam and White Shadow just get along and save the earth? Will Fasto have what it takes to turn this mother out?||11:42||$1.99||View in iTunes|
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dont waste your time.
this is a good example of adult swim forcing out another half baked, poorly done show... it is basically a myriad of badly executed racially themed jokes.
One of the most under appreciated shows on adult swim, I was stoked when they started reshowing it last year and now I can buy. I mean, really funny stuff. The White Shadow? Racist Frankenstein? COME ON! Golden. The Goodfellas episode is a must see though the one where the giant donkey pinata destroys the town is my favorite. Oh, and the one with Chris Elliot. Good stuff.
MY FAVORITE SHOW
Minoriteam rocks hard. Same guy who created Code Monkeys. WARNING!!! This show is electric and if you get it you will get shocked!