Two and a Half Men, Season 7HDClosed Captioning
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Now in its seventh season, this comedy is (dare we say it?) growing up and . . . growing! Emmy nominee Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper, the veteran Malibu bachelor who may finally be reined in by the smart and independent Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) who wrangled a proposal from the lone wolf toward the end of last season. Now living in his Malibu mansion, things might be getting a little crowded — especially with Chelsea’s cat, Charlie’s tightly wound brother Alan (Emmy nominee Jon Cryer), and the “half-man” of the bunch, Alan’s son Jake (Angus T. Jones), who’s now reached driving age and will stop at nothing (including blackmail) to exercise the privilege! Featuring a sharp-witted supporting cast of acclaimed women and a parade of guest stars such as rocker Eddie Van Halen and more.
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideo818-jklpuzo||On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star Charlie Sheen) must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea (recurring guest star Jennifer Taylor), and his old flame, Mia (recurring guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier). Rock superstar Eddie Van Halen makes a cameo appearance as himself.||21:56||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWhipped Unto the Third Generation||When Charlie’s fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star Kelly Stables), Alan’s girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.||20:53||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoMmm, Fish. Yum.||Alan (series star Jon Cryer) plays nursemaid to Judith’s baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (recurring guest star Annie Potts). Meanwhile, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.||19:58||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoLaxative Tester, Horse Inseminator||Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.||20:28||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFor the Sake of the Child||Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.||21:58||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGive Me Your Thumb||Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.||20:53||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoUntainted By Filth||Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.||22:04||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGorp. Fnark. Schmegle||Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star Tricia Helfer – Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.||20:37||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCaptain Terry's Spray-On Hair||Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.||21:13||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThat's Why They Call It 'Ball Room’||Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.||20:00||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|11||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWarning, It's Dirty||Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary Television Producer/Writer/Actor Carl Reiner guest stars as "Marty Pepper," a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites to Charlie's for Christmas dinner.||19:45||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|12||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFart Jokes, Pie and Celeste||Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.||22:03||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|13||HDClosed CaptioningVideoYay, No Polyps!||Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars Stacy Keach and Meagen Fay), only to return home and find them in his living room.||20:55||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|14||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCrude and Uncalled For||Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).||21:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|15||HDClosed CaptioningVideoAye, Aye, Captain Douche||Charlies jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.||22:03||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|16||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTinkle Like a Princess||Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea! Stacy Keach returns as Chelsea's father and John Amos guest stars as his boyfriend.||21:37||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|17||HDClosed CaptioningVideoI Found Your Moustache||Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.||21:40||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|18||HDClosed CaptioningVideoIxnay on the Oggie Day||Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. Tricia Helfer returns as Chelsea's best friend and Frances Fisher guest stars as Alan's patient.||21:19||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|19||HDClosed CaptioningVideoKeith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave||Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).||18:50||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|20||HDClosed CaptioningVideoI Called Him Magoo||Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."||21:49||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|21||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGumby With a Pokey||Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past - including guest stars KATHERINE LANASA, MING NA, EMMANUELLE VAUGIER, RACHEL CANNON, AJA EVANS, MAGDALENA HOLLAND, REBECCA MCFARLAND, KATY MIXON, JODI LYN O'KEEFE, MISSI PYLE AND RENA SOFER. ZZ TOP also makes a special appearance as themselves, while MARTIN MULL returns as Charlie's pharmacist Russell.||21:49||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|22||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThis Is Not Gonna End Well||After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes Charlie's driver. And much to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party on the seventh season finale. StacyY Keach and John AmosS return as Chelsea's father and his boyfriend.||21:00||$2.99||View in iTunes|
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I was able to purchase season 6 episodes 1-6, and when I came back to get the rest....NOTHING. What's up? They were there, and then gone!
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This show is hilarious, bt wut happened to season 5 and 6? they wer here 4 like a day, then left!
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- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Sep 21, 2009
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