Two and a Half Men, Season 7HDClosed Captioning
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Now in its seventh season, this comedy is (dare we say it?) growing up and . . . growing! Emmy nominee Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper, the veteran Malibu bachelor who may finally be reined in by the smart and independent Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) who wrangled a proposal from the lone wolf toward the end of last season. Now living in his Malibu mansion, things might be getting a little crowded — especially with Chelsea’s cat, Charlie’s tightly wound brother Alan (Emmy nominee Jon Cryer), and the “half-man” of the bunch, Alan’s son Jake (Angus T. Jones), who’s now reached driving age and will stop at nothing (including blackmail) to exercise the privilege! Featuring a sharp-witted supporting cast of acclaimed women and a parade of guest stars such as rocker Eddie Van Halen and more.
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideo818-jklpuzo||On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star Charlie Sheen) must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), and his old flame, Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier).||21:57||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWhipped Unto the Third Generation||When Charlie’s fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star Kelly Stables), Alan’s girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.||20:53||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoMmm, Fish. Yum.||Alan (Jon Cryer) plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (Annie Potts). Meanwhile, Jake (Angus T. Jones) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.||19:58||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoLaxative Tester, Horse Inseminator||Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.||20:28||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFor the Sake of the Child||Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.||21:58||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGive Me Your Thumb||Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.||20:53||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoUntainted By Filth||Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.||22:04||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGorp. Fnark. Schmegle||Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star Tricia Helfer – Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.||20:37||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCaptain Terry's Spray-On Hair||Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.||21:13||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThat's Why They Call It 'Ball Room’||Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.||20:00||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|11||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWarning, It's Dirty||Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary||19:45||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|12||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFart Jokes, Pie and Celeste||Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.||22:03||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|13||HDClosed CaptioningVideoYay, No Polyps!||Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars Stacy Keach and Meagen Fay), only to return home and find them in his living room.||20:55||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|14||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCrude and Uncalled For||Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).||21:26||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|15||HDClosed CaptioningVideoAye, Aye, Captain Douche||Charlies jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.||22:03||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|16||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTinkle Like a Princess||Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea! Stacy Keach returns||21:37||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|17||HDClosed CaptioningVideoI Found Your Moustache||Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea's father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.||21:40||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|18||HDClosed CaptioningVideoIxnay on the Oggie Day||Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a||21:19||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|19||HDClosed CaptioningVideoKeith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave||Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).||18:50||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|20||HDClosed CaptioningVideoI Called Him Magoo||Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."||21:49||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|21||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGumby With a Pokey||Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past -||21:49||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|22||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThis Is Not Gonna End Well||After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes Charlie's driver. And much to Charlie's chagrin,||21:00||$2.99||View In iTunes|
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This show is hilarious, bt wut happened to season 5 and 6? they wer here 4 like a day, then left!
- HD Version
- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Sep 21, 2009
- © 2009 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.
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