Sealab 2021, Season 3Closed Captioning
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Oh, what a difference a year makes. The crew of the classic 1972 series Sealab 2020 has been replaced with a gang of misfits unfit for public service. Their mission: to investigate underwater colonization. They are doing a very bad job. It is the year 2021. In this mind-bogglingly distant future, Sealab rises imperiously from the ocean's floor, her crew charged with exploring the possibility of underwater colonization. That is, when they're not exploring communist theory.
|1||Closed CaptioningVideoTourist Season||"Tourist Season". A horde of tourists descends upon Sealab. There are some fatalities. Doctor Virjay makes a startling (and delicious) discovery about meat. Yummy!||11:00||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoRed Dawn||"Red Dawn". There is a specter haunting Sealab, and that specter is Murphy, the Great Leader and Friend to All Animals and Children. And he's finally going to tell us the difference between Socialism and Marxism-Leninism. Right before the outbreak of World War Three!||11:00||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoMeet Beck Bristow||"Meet Beck Bristow". Hollywood actor Beck Bristow comes to Sealab to do research for an upcoming role. Is Hollywood actor Beck Bristow the hottest guy you've ever seen, or what? Hollywood actor Beck Bristow will be voiced by Hollywood actor Beck Bristow (playing himself, Beck Bristow).||11:00||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoI, Robot, Really||"I, Robot, Really". Well, Quinn's really done it this time. And by "it" we mean gotten drunk and messed around with Chubby Carol the Intern and then gotten blackmailed and then started slapping people's brain's into robot bodies like there's no tomorrow. Which actually there may not be.||11:30||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoFrozen Dinner||"Frozen Dinner". A distress signal from Ice Station Zebra sends the Sealab crew on a daring rescue mission in their new submarine. Also, none of this episode will make any sense unless you have seen the Director's Cut of Wolfgang Petersen's "Das Boot" starring Jürgen Prochnow. Enjoy!||11:00||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoSplitsville||"Splitsville". Quinn and Debbie are finally breaking up. But not before Virjay gets the band back together. And not before everybody gets real drunk at The Idiot. And not before the insults and fists and beer bottles start flying. You wanted a topless catfight? Well, you got it. Now hush.||11:15||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoTornado Shanks||"Tornado Shanks". When Murphy goes off to the Great Spice Wars, the crew of Sealab goes looking for a new captain. Well, not so much that as a new captain comes looking for them. Tornado Shanks is the name, football's the game. And by football we mean football against giant robots.||11:16||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoASHDTV||"ASHDTV". What's better than a TV? An HDTV. And what's better than that? An ASHDTV. And what does the AS stand for? You probably guessed Adult Swim. But it's Asteroid Smasher. And that's what the crew of Sealab stole from Spacelab. And that's what they're down in the lounge watching. Right this very minute.||11:30||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoChalkboard Jungle||"Chalkboard Jungle". Quinn agrees to teach Debbie Love's 4th grade class for the day. And Shanks decides to tag along for the ride. Everything goes pretty smoothly. Except they kill the class pet and terrify the kids. Oh, and unleash the bubonic plague. Other than that, though... pretty smoothly.||11:30||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoDearly Beloved Seed||"Dearly Beloved Seed". The long-awaited writing debut of mcheshpants420 hits the screen in this madcap, bawdy, fun-filled, poignant, hilarious, campy, educational and sexy romp through the bowels of Sealab.||10:45||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoCraptastic Voyage||When Shanks refuses treatment for a festering, pulsing head-tumor, the crew decides to dust off the old shrink ray and then basically re-enact the plot of a 1960's sci-fi movie starring that actress.||11:16||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoLet 'Em Eat Corn||"Let 'Em Eat Corn". Sealab secedes! (From whom, and lots of other pertinent issues, to be discussed more fully during the actual episode).||10:59||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|13||Closed CaptioningVideoNeptunati||"Neotunati", Enter the sinister and mysterious worls of the Neptunati, a secret organization that holds the fate of the world in its clutches. And which also, for some reason, has Shanks as a member. Drink deeply of the real human blood from that real human skull, Neophyte! Yeah, wolf it! Wait, you got some on your chin, dummy.||10:55||$1.99||View in iTunes|
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This is an awesome show, but boy is the price downright rotten.
Awesome addition, but it should be half the price.
I gave it two stars because the content is great. The price however is ridiculous. The full season should cost $9.99 ($10) and each episode should be .99 cents ($1). I'll be taking the MPEG recordings from my home built PC/TV tuner and converting them to iPod format using iSquint instead.
Awesome content... Terrible Price!!!
Content gets a four and half stars, price gets one star.