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Album Review

Considered by many to be the band's finest release, If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish deservedly ranks high on many all-time punk lists. Core members Mr. Chi Pig on vocals and brothers Brent "Bunt" and Mark "Muc" Welke (providing a literal twin-guitar attack) are joined on this, their second full-length disc by a rhythm section consisting of Ted Simm (drums) and Dave Bacon (bass). Released in 1986 on the Better Youth Organization (BYO) imprint, If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish contains many classic SNFU cuts like "Forgot" and "Better Homes and Gardens." The skate punkers pick up where fellow Canadians the Subhumans left off and take extra U.S. North American hardcore to new extremes with their slapshot-fast material and thick guitars. Mr. Chi Pig takes on some serious issues, including Alzheimer's disease ("I Forgot") and the cold war's nuclear threat ("Black Cloud"), while the guitarists Welke use pop, metal, and hardcore power-chording to create their band's unique sound and vision. Despite or perhaps because of the more polished and focused approach on later SNFU releases, If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish holds up and holds on to it's lofty skate punk status, due mostly to its naïve but earnest purity.

Customer Reviews

SNFU (Revisit)

I could not believe it! 38 years old and found this on iTunes. When I saw these guys play, it was at Jacky Robinson YMCA in the ghetto of SD. I was 16 years old and told my mom I was spending the night at a friends house (LIE). We went down to see them and it was one of the most unforgetable times of my childhood. I thought Chi was on a springboard he could jump 5 feet in the air. Crowd was going nuts! Those were the days when the pit was a safe place for kids. I'll never forget that night till I'm dead. Awesome band! Skip- 23 years later.

Canada's Hero's SNFU!!!

THIS is the finest form from Mr. Chi Pig and crew. I must have seen them a hundred times in Edmonton and they ALWAYS gave 110%. Awesome stuff!!!

Best from these boys!

This was by far their best album. Well worth the $9.99!


Formed: 1982 in Edmonton, Edmonton, Alberta, Cana

Genre: Alternative

Years Active: '80s, '90s, '00s

Formed in Edmonton in the early '80s, SNFU has been one of the best and longest living of Canada's indie punk bands. Led by brothers Bret and Marc Bekle, the band debuted in 1984 with ...And No One Else Wanted to Play for Better Youth Organization Records. By 1989, SNFU had moved to Cargo, releasing two albums...
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