Screaming from the Cosmos
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||ExplicitOld People||Chris Porter||1:37||$1.29||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEngaged & Underaged||Chris Porter||4:20||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFinding the Cure||Chris Porter||1:28||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAirport McDonalds||Chris Porter||1:04||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHonking in Traffic||Chris Porter||1:46||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRunning Out of Options/Nickelback||Chris Porter||1:20||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAxe Body Spray||Chris Porter||3:19||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBeing a Single Guy||Chris Porter||2:52||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCrazy Girl Scars||Chris Porter||1:45||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitClubs Suck||Chris Porter||1:05||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitText Messaging||Chris Porter||1:20||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCock Blocking||Chris Porter||3:16||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFemale Connection||Chris Porter||4:20||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitReligions/We're All Wrong||Chris Porter||6:39||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Drugs I Do||Chris Porter||1:41||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHandjobs||Chris Porter||3:16||$0.99||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSpotting||Chris Porter||4:41||$0.99||View in iTunes|
This guy is great, wached his comedy central standup after a bowl and couldn't get enough.
Saw Chris live, there were only about 25 people at the college show, but he crushed it. Immediately bought the album and tickets to another show and made my friends go. If you're this far into this review and havent bought the album yet, do it. Get it yet? No? Do it. Cause you should.
Listening to stand up comedy, appearing at shows is a routine for some people. Over time you are so used to being absorbed in it, the magic of it dries out. But you love it anyways. Then once in a while you hear someone and all of the sudden it's all became fresh again. You end up doing something you are used to, which is laugh. Chris Porter is that guy. His albums will make you laugh until you run out of energy. If you're still reading, buy everything of him that's available. You're just doing yourself a favor and you be glad you did even a year from now.