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Description

Annoy your friends! Enrage your enemies! Bore yourself to tears! This application does just one utterly pointless thing: it sings the entire song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" (starting with 99 bottles and ending when no bottles remain) in an artificial-sounding computer-generated voice.

On the screen, 99 bottles are displayed. As each bottle is "taken down" in the song, a bottle is randomly chosen and removed from the screen. The count of remaining bottles is also shown. So you can be bored watching the screen as well as listening to the song.

Options allow you to pause the song or to start the song over "from the top". The song also starts "from the top" each time you relaunch the app. Those are currently the only options.

Please, for your own safety, if you must sing along, sing responsibly.

What's New

Version 1.4

Compatibility with iOS 11.

Ratings and Reviews

5 out of 5

91 Ratings

91 Ratings

The Lord Touched My Soul

Ava❤️❤️💕💕

In my day, i was a bad person. I went to jail multiple times and life, let’s say, did not give me any lemons.

Three years ago, i went to jail for beating a parked car with a shopping cart because it was in the way of my car door. I ended up breaking the car’s rear window and back windows.

In my jail cell that night, a light came down from my window. It was the Lord, Jesus himself. At first i was scared, i was an atheist at the time and i didn’t know if he would punish me for it. But what he did was, take my hand and he said “My Son, i know you have sinned. I’m disappointed in you but i will forgive you. Once you leave prison, promise me you will get this free app.” Before i could ask him the name, he left in a flash.

A few months later, i sat on my couch scrolling through the App Store to see if any app would stand out.... and one did.

‘99 Bottles!’ There it was, practically glowing. I quickly downloaded the app.

And i listened, it was Jesus himself singing the jingle “99 bottles of beer on the wall”

I lip synced each part until the very end. Each bottle taken off the wall and passed around, a tear dripped out of my eye.

Get this app, it will bless your heart and turn your life around, just like it did to mine.🙏😇

I've seen Jesus

Bbgirl4evr247

It was a dark April night when I first found this app. When I opened it for the first time and his lustful voice blessed my ears I knew I've found where I belong. I began to become dreary around the 54 mark until I found myself in an out of body experience. I died. I died of happiness. As I rose up to the heavens I saw our lord and savior Jesus Christ 👼🏿. He spoke to me the words of his holiness and I knew what I was destined to do. It was in my prophecy to deliver the beauty of this app to the world. So Jesus sent me back to the cruel unknowing world. And here I am now, informing you on the beauty that is my life, my love, my passion, I highly suggest giving this a download! #ad😉

Morning Motivator

GodFearingChild

I used to sing 99 Bottles every morning before I can get out of bed. Something about the serenity of this melody and how long it takes since I struggle every morning with waking up and facing the harsh world. Now with this app, I can set it as my alarm on my speaker and wake up in utter peace... Thank you to this developer for making my life easier and much more pleasant. I even use it to go to sleep now! If I had one suggestion, it would be: make it slower. It kind of passes by too quickly. A half-tempo version would be ideal.

Information

Seller
Matt Neuburg
*WEA.AppPages.Size*
16.2 MB
Category
Music
Compatibility
Requires iOS 11.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Languages
English
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Copyright
© 2017 Matt Neuburg
Price
Free

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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