By Matt Neuburg
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Annoy your friends! Enrage your enemies! Bore yourself to tears! This application does just one utterly pointless thing: it sings the entire song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" (starting with 99 bottles and ending when no bottles remain) in an artificial-sounding computer-generated voice.
On the screen, 99 bottles are displayed. As each bottle is "taken down" in the song, a bottle is randomly chosen and removed from the screen. The count of remaining bottles is also shown. So you can be bored watching the screen as well as listening to the song.
Options allow you to pause the song or to start the song over "from the top". The song also starts "from the top" each time you relaunch the app. Those are currently the only options.
Please, for your own safety, if you must sing along, sing responsibly.
What's New in Version 1.3
Updated for iOS 9 and iOS 10; rewritten in Swift 3.
i often find myself in a situation where i need to sing 99 bottles of beer but i can't because it takes too long and it gets boring. But, when i found this app i couldn't stop listening to it. i played it at full volume with headphones for a full 72 hours nonstop. then, i was pregnant and i used a baby speaker to play it for my baby. then my baby came out of my body not crying, but singing the exact song from this app. 10/10 definitely recommend
Guys you don't understand, this game changed my life😱. I thought my life was pointless😔 but then I found this game🙌🏻. When ever I'm down in the dump you know all torn up😣 I just open this app and it brings me back my joy☺️ and my hope to continue to live🙏🏻. Like seriously thank you to the creator 👏🏻 and all your hard work even though nobody probably saw this piece of art😩 until now👑.#DEEP
Best hours of my life
Endless hours of fun, with a very in depth plot, and no need to even touch the screen! When you get to 73, things really pick up.
- Category: Music
- Updated: Nov 30, 2016
- Version: 1.3
- Size: 24.6 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Matt Neuburg
- © 2015 Matt Neuburg
Compatibility: Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.