Al's Comedy Club
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Thanks to thousands of people who have downloaded Al's Comedy Club - we look forward to keeping you all laughing!
Here’s one for you, a priest with a 12-inch pianist walks into a bar and... uh, how does that one go again?
Ever find yourself stuck for a laugh? Well never again, thanks to Al Lowe’s Comedy Club. That’s right, the man behind the original Leisure Suit Larry series has teamed up with veteran comedian Chuck Myers & a development studio you've never heard of to deliver a treasure trove of quality jokes direct to your ears.
Ears? That’s right! As they say in the biz, it’s all in the delivery, and Chuck delivers them better than a Stork on steroids. We locked him in the recording studio for three weeks with nothing but a bucket of cocktail shrimp and a copy of Swank, and what we got back was pure comedy gold. Well for the first few days it was gold, after that things went kinda... weird.
So sit back, relax, and prepare to bust a rib, split a side, and/or wet yourself as we treat you to over four hours of the best jokes you’ll hear this side of a seedy Vegas stripclub.
WHAT YOU GET:
★ Now with over 400 studio recorded, professionally performed jokes! That's over 10 HOURS worth of jokes - some of them even funny!
★ A simple, intuitive interface that even a moron can handle (well, most morons.)
★ Read along if you want — or not. Our PUNCH LINE PROTECTION PROVISION won’t let you ruin a joke by reading ahead!
★ Play each joke one at a time, or hook it up to the stereo and let Al's Comedy Club become the life of the party (or flop horribly leaving you with even less friends then you already had, which will still be really funny, just not for you.)
★ Comprehensive SEARCH feature — for when you absolutely positively need a rectal thermometer joke, STAT!
★ GLOBAL TOP 10 LIST — laugh along with what the world thinks is funniest!
★ Become a critic with the ONLINE RATINGS SYSTEM that lets you add your (largely irrelevant) vote to the Global Top 10!
★ Mark your FAVORITES so they’re always just a tap away!
★ Share the good times with a friend via e-mail (Warning: Al's Comedy Club not responsible for subsequent sexual harassment suits)
★ Native support for iPad — perfect for those extra-pretentious moments at your local Starbucks
WHAT WE GET:
★ Your hard earned cash.
Look, we're not saying you're going to find ALL of these jokes funny. Heck, what would a Comedy Club be without a solid cue for crickets or a cringe-worthy stinker that'll make your eyes roll right through the back of your head? But, we GUARANTEE* you'll lol some point (*not a guarantee).
WARNING: that 17+ rating up there isn't just for show. Some of these jokes contain profanity, sexuality, suggestive themes and other hilarious taboos. Mmm, saucy.
So tell me, have you heard any good ones lately?
What's New in Version 1.2.3
- Fixed pack screen pop-up after jokes (never intended!)
Over 400 Jokes For Just One Dollar!!!
If you like jokes, especially ones involving adult content, then this is for you! The initial purchase of this app will give you 200+ jokes that can be listened to and/or read along with. You can also rate the jokes as well as add them to your favorites. Al does a great job of reading these with enthusiasm and even changes his voice for the various characters. You can purchase the additional two joke packs for .99 cents each, or you can do what I did....click the "Earn Comedy Coins" option instead. Then just download a few of the recommended free apps, run them once, and you'll be able to get the additional joke packs for absolutely no additional charge! This is a great app, but like any app there's a few bugs. On one of the jokes plays the first part.....but as soon as it gets to the punchline it boots you completely out! Then there are a few with glitches making the sound skip a little bit. Lastly, a couple of the jokes are repeated. Two things that I wish this app had is a "shuffle" option and a "browse/search" feature. Overall, I can't really complain though. To get more than 400 good jokes in audio format for one buck is amazing!
Al's money machine!
So 99 cents the man says! Good jokes the man says! Ha, I spend three bucks for the whole pack...I would write more but I'm laughing too hard?
Al Lowe is my hero!
Buy this app and support the genius that created Larry Laffer. I love that he reads the jokes himself. Nice touch.
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Mar 31, 2011
- Version: 1.2.3
- Size: 163 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: NextGen Reality Pty. Ltd.
- © NextGen Reality Pty. Ltd.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.1.2 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
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