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Is there an Archer quote for every situation? Yuuuuuup.

The Archerisms App invites you to listen to popular sound clips from your favorite Archer characters. Tap once for a random character quote, tap twice for the character menu... or mix it up completely by pretending your phone is a cocktail shaker to hear quotes randomly from Archer, Malory, Lana, Pam, Cheryl, Krieger, Cyril and Ray.

Keep up with Archer on social media, peruse saucy pics in the Image Gallery, and tap into the official Archer website to get the latest show info and to see what's currently on FX and FXX. Remember, Archer is quite fond of himself and wants everyone else to love him, too - so share the Archerisms app with all your suave friends.

What’s New

Version 3.5.1

Archer demanded we add links to episodes and clips so you can see more of his devastatingly handsome face.

Ratings and Reviews

3.3 out of 5
19 Ratings
19 Ratings
fly_boy_seth ,

Why doesn’t it work?

I’ve had this app almost since it was first offered on the App Store as just “Archer Soundboard.” It worked fine until they started changing things to the Danger Island version of the app. The app constantly crashed despite staying current on both phone and app updates, and only started working again two updates ago. They also removed some of the best quotes (“Just the tip”) when they revamped the soundboard, which was immensely disappointing. I just downloaded the most recent update for Danger Island, and now no sound comes out and the app locks up when I try to use it. I’m a huge Archer fan and I’m going to keep the app in the hopes they’ll fix it again; but it’s very discouraging when it breaks all the time and they remove some of my favorite quotes for seemingly no reason.

Comic Owl ,

iPhone X sounds don’t work unless ringer is on

The previously mentioned issue with the ringer needing to be on for the sounds to work is still happening on my iPhone X. Ringer off, no sound but the background lights up to show something is happening. Ringer on, all of the great Archerisms can be heard.

blittleabby ,


Love the app, but latest update didn’t fix the latest crash, still the same problem can’t open app. Plus took out best Cheryl line”Your not my Supervisor”


FX Networks LLC
160.5 MB

Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
© 2018 FX Networks LLC


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