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The New Archerisms App is here!

Add more awesomeness to your life with quotes from Archer and his double-crossing cohorts from ISIS.

Listen to your favorite quotes from your favorite spies with tap once, tap twice and shake features. Tap once and the character chooses the quote, tap twice and you get to choose from a menu... or mix it up completely by pretending your phone is a cocktail shaker and hear quotes randomly from Archer, Malory, Lana, Pam, Cheryl, Cyril and Ray.

Archer quotes are just the beginning of the intrigue. You also get top secret videos and new in-app tweeting with the cast and show, plus send your own tweets tagged #ArcherFX to show up in the live feed, follow Twitter updates from other fans, retweet and reply. Plus keep up with Archer on Facebook, peruse saucy pics in the Image Gallery and tap into Archer Mobile to get show info and see what's on FX now. The spy who loves himself wants everyone else to love him, too - so share the new Archerisms app with all your suave friends.

What's New in Version 2.0

Write the World’s Greatest Texts with help from the World’s Greatest Spy. Get a link to the FX Emoji app to download custom Archer emojis.

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Customer Reviews

Needs fixing

I love Archer, and I'm glad its been updated, but the sounds are not volume adjusted; some sounds, particularly the older ones are volume adjusted properly so I can hear them at pretty much any volume, but with the new additions, unless I have the volume at max, you can't hear them, and even then they sound like a whisper at best. And if you're doing random, you might get a whisper first, and then your eardrums blown out. Until this problem is resolved I'll refrain from giving it a better rating.

It'd be cool if you guys added some more characters, like Kreiger, and Barry and please add Woodhouse; now that he's left us, I'd love to have his voice nearby.

It needs....

I have a lot of fun with this app. The show "Archer" is easily one of my favorites and I love having this, especially when other "Archer" fans are over.
There are two reasons I am not giving this a five.
One: I would like to see more characters. Especially Krieger and Woodhouse. They have great lines in the show.
Two: More sound bites. Some from the newest season.
However, it's a fun app to have. So, keep up the good work!

It's a start...

I agree that there are some things that need help.
1. Characters such as Krieger "Also, Yes..." And Woodhouse "Ants! Wretched, Horrible, ants!"

2. Missing clips, such as Phrasing, and for Archer "are we still doing Phrasing?" Or Mallory's "immigrants, shooting all the raps and ...something.. All the free healthcare."

3. Clips? This is coming from the network, could we not get theses from the original actor recordings? Where the volume can be adjusted and the full clip can be put in instead of truncated?

4 many of the clips would be more fun if they had names edited out.

5. The other functions do not work.

6. The highly touted emojis are a keyboard, presented such that a warning that all of my keystrokes can be collected, uh, are you an idiot or just think I am?

Two stars. One for the idea the other for giving it a try.

Three off because I could do the same thing.

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  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
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  • Version: 2.0
  • Size: 29.4 MB
  • Language: English
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You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
  • Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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