One smile at a time plus accurate weather information.

Authentic Weather app is original human & honest weather app out there. Look outside and let Authentic Weather tell you what it really thinks. Use the camera mode (swipe right) to snap a picture of the weather and share it with your friends.

- Fresh new weather phrases are added on a regular basis, so always check back.
- Weather phrases change with the weather, your location, the day or even the daily news.
Always a surprise, so make sure to check the weather daily.

What’s New

Version 4.2

- Bug fixes and optimizations

Ratings and Reviews

4.0 out of 5
29 Ratings

29 Ratings

Andrew Cortesi ,

Wish there were more funny phrases!

For years this has by far been my favorite weather app. Super clean, well designed. I wouldn’t change a thing - and I frequently show the funny weather results to my friends. HOWEVER, there really needs to be more funny phrases. After a while they get old. From a technical stand point I feel like you wouldn’t even have to store these messages in the app itself, once you refresh it would just down a new message from the “cloud” (no pun intended).

rooattack ,

Yes clean, but not really solving anything

I can get the weather with a million apps. Other than throwing in the F word on every screen (which is funny as a gag gift, but gets old fast), it doesn’t actually solve anything new. The ‘quick buck’ mentality behind this is apparent. I mean, at least rotate the swear words to match the dialogue — otherwise it’s just a cop out (like dirty humor in place of well-thought, creative humor).

Also please replace that god awful app icon logo. It doesn’t fit a single design in the app and makes me think of a pastel scrapbooking app 🤮

defined2 ,

Love it

A fun and quirky app that makes me smile when it’s raining outside. Much more enjoyable to use then other weather apps that give you tons of data about dew point and pressure. This tells you the basics...and makes you laugh at times.


Tobias Schneider
27.5 MB

Requires iOS 10.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
© Tobias Schneider


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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