Bacon Farts Free Fart Sounds - Soundboard App
By Focal Point LLC
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Brooklyn Decker used it to pull a prank on Adam Sandler...
Now you can join the Millions of people who have experienced Bacon Farts and...
Entertain your friends with the MOST DISTURBING fart sounds ever recorded!
Enjoy them RIGHT NOW with this FREE version...
And have some of the MOST FUN you've had in ages!!!
Here's what folks are saying...
"This is wrong on so many levels."
"You like nasty? Here U go."
"Anyone who has an iPhone NEEDS to have the Free Bacon Farts app. Ohmygod I can't see through my tears!"
"So I just downloaded Bacon Farts and I'm laughing hard! If you hold the phone TIGHT and put it in the toilet, the acoustics are freakin' awesome!"
This version comes with the pitch-changing Fart Bender button! It lets you change the pitch of each fart for endless laughs.
You've seen it on TWiT.TV and CurrentTV, now get it for FREE!
Bacon Farts FREE?
Yes, cheapskate, a free fart sound app!
Save your cash for something important, like a good education or a new boat.
We aren't going to make you pay to play fart sounds!
We've battled tirelessly to bring together the delightful savory goodness of bacon with the melodic siren songs of fart sounds.
This wonder of modern science uses bacon themed flatulence to elicit humor (and disgust) amongst friends and family alike.
A FART MACHINE WITH A BACON THEME?!!
Yes, dear friends, it was inevitable.
Our "crack" audio team used a variety of questionable tactics to bring you no less than 76 marvelous, belly-laughter-producing, fart sounds. Now with sounds for Thanksgiving and Christmas!
Armed with several pounds of bacon, a few bags of dried apricots, and enough garbanzo beans to feed an entire flock of pigs, we worked in "cramped" and often "windy" conditions to bring you such fine fart sounds as:
* The Sizzler
* Swine Flu
* Bacon Bits
* Bacon Chutney
* Bacon Explosion
* The Canadian
* Naked Bacon
* ...and many more bacon themed fart sounds!
We know you're probably as cheap as we are, so this is a FREE version with a few ads to help pay the bills. There's a paid version too, in case you're a generous multimillionaire tycoon.
Oh, and one more thing... If you like it, we'd sure appreciate a rating or review! There are always a few folks with very poor grammar that just don't "get it." But we doubt that'll be you!
What's New in Version 1.8
Now includes (perhaps the nastiest farts ever) Santa Farts and Thanksgiving Farts!!
Plus minor updates and added a help screen.
Alright, let's all be honest here. It's a working app, kinda funny, and you can get a laugh out of it. But, what is the point of this!? In what situation would you need to use this app? To prank someone? No! If you want to prank someone, get a fricking whoopie cushion!! It's way louder, funnier because it's louder, and you can have fun planning when to use it, and where to put it. With this app, nobody believes you or anyone else farted. I even tried it after we ate cheesburgers and chili. Did anyone believe I farted? Nope! Because it's not believable. Whoopie cushions on the other hand, it's funny because the person your pranking has no idea what their in for! I can't believe I am talking passionatly about farts... Anyone else find that weird???
It's a fine app but it would be better if there was more bacons to fart and also it would be better if there was more sounds for each bacon otherwise it's a fine app
Really beautiful and fun app to play around !! Graphics quality and other functions are making me crazy
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- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Jun 06, 2014
- Version: 1.8
- Size: 35.7 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Focal Point LLC
- © Focal Point LLC
Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.