Birds on Furniture is a Unit of Measurement.
Why waste time with inches or centimeters when you can describe the relative sizes of things by comparing them to a specific bird on a particular type of furniture?
BE ADVISED: Birds on Furniture is not a thought technology. It is a thought virus (it hacks thought technologies).
Interim CEO - Matt Alexander / @mattalexand
Senior Photoshop Licensee - Dan Sturm / @dansturm
Lead Development Strategist - Ry Amidon / @ryamidon
Lead Venture Capitalist - Austin Brown / @powerllama
~~~ Guess Who’s Back ~~~
It’s us. If you were still unsure.
Our pivot to video was….a disaster. We ate at Sbarro nearly every day, received several TOTALLY UNPROVABLE complaints of building code violations, and, most recently, adopted a small parcel of land on the remote Atlantic island of Tristan da Cunha. It’s a small pasture and we believe there may be a goat.
Truth be told, we should have stuck with our core competency: placing birds atop furniture. And, if we’re honest, we missed you. As the bank officer was driving away, having repossessed our last slice of delicious Sbarro, we thought all hope of bringing the birds back was lost.
But we were SAVED at the 11th hour by an ANGEL INVESTOR: Austin “powerllama” “Browntown” Brown (now available in v2.0).
ALSO new in 2.0:
- several hats! put them on your birds, or lay them tastefully atop furniture
- multiple DUCKS
- a large wooden television, from a simpler time
- the pistachio is still there
Ratings and Reviews
Welcome back y’all I missed ya😀
Good to be back!
Birds. Furniture. "Celebrities". Big Ben. A single pistacio still in its shell.
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