Bored Alien Starfighter
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This alien starfighter is soooooo bored. Every day is the same old boring thing; patrol the area and shoot down the one problematic asteroid. But today could be different, and YOU can make it happen! The more action you find for the alien starfighter, the more excited he'll be. Blast as many objects as you can, and see how happy he can get!
The Cumulative Epitomy of Human Life as we Know it
This. This is a game. A game of games. My life changed the day I opened this app. It changed my entire take on the world around me. This is my story.
I was sitting down on my couch that day, that ever so fateful day. Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives was on my television screen. Guy Fieri was describing barbecue sauce with thirty adjectives. I did a quick search on the App Store. I was bored, and feeling alienated from the rest of species. So it's what I searched. "Bored Alien". Then this game showed up. I thought to myself "okay, sure", and I downloaded it. Suddenly, I was flying through space shooting at asteroids, with nuclear missiles, and lasers. As I accelerated through space, my eyes nearly popping out of my skull, my every sense engaged, the little alien up in the screen smiled. He said "this is so cool", and I finally understood. As this little aliens boredom left him, mine melted away as well. As I hit a large chunk of space rock, and then another, and another, I continued to smile. I was battered from all sides by the stones of stars, and I didn't care. As I felt myself blown out into deep space, thrown from the cockpit of my starfighter, I smiled once more, one last time, and echoed "this is so cool".
11/10 it's okay -ign
Imo this is fun.😀👍
- Category: Games
- Released: Sep 15, 2015
- Version: 1.0
- Size: 194 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Glowmonkey
- © 2015 Glowmonkey
Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
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