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Description

The Chapin High School app gives Chapin families instant access to all current information about your school.

Key Features Include:
- Event Calendar
- Easily contact Teachers and Staff via the directory
- Push Notifications: Instant information about important events at our school.

What's New

Version 7.1.12

- New build
- New description

Ratings and Reviews

Coach Croc

How Did That Happen?

One day I was solemnly walking home from work, as I had just been fired from my job as an assistant crocodile wrangler because I “let him eat too many spectators,” and my tricycle had just been wrecked by my sister’s mother-in-law’s half brother’s uncle. As I passed Chapin High School, I wondered if I could go inside to get a fresh kale smoothie so I downloaded this app to place my order. All of a sudden, I was transported to the roof and landed in the pool! I looked down and I was wearing tight PE coach’s shorts and a whistle. I temporarily panicked as I realized that I was in the pool because the only time I’ve ever been in water is when I chased my pet crocodile into the water because he wouldn’t give me my prosthetic pinkie toe back. I climbed out and was immediately asked by a small, squirmy, high school boy what his workout was. Turns out the app got me a job as assistant swim coach! I make decent money, and I get to say cool things like “great job sport,” or “you call that swimming?” 14/12 would recommend.

Bill Gates Big Toe

Hemorrhoid Pain

I often find myself using this app. Especially while on the toilet, last week I broke a record for the longest time taking a bowel movement. The entire time on the toilet I was browsing this amazing application. Suddenly I looked down to find bloody stool! Alarmed, I screamed for my mom and was rushed to the emergency room due to my anal pain. The doctor soon diagnosed me with hemorrhoids. Suddenly out of nowhere the doctor spontaneously began to screech and turned into a human sized lizard. At this point he began to eat his own feet. I was stunned by what my eyes were seeing. After watching him struggle for nearly an hour I began feeling the strangest burning sensation in my legs. I looked down only to see that my skin was melting off of my legs. Once all of the once skin puddly was washed away it revealed I now saw that I had balloon legs. That is when I passed out. I woke up in an all white room in a straight jacket. A man entered the padded room with a syringe in hand. I now noticed the lizard doctor was gone and my legs were no longer made of balloons. The man walked behind me with syringe in hand. I feel a pinch in my neck and I feel the unknown liquid quickly conquering my veins. I black out. I wake up in my room with my iPod in hand. I love this app.

Batman's HK acomplices

How I saved the world

I first discovered this app one day while I was popping a particularly loathsome zit. (In my sink) After feeling the thrill and tingling sensation from popping this zit, I decided to look up zit popping apps. While playing Zit Popper 2000, an add came up promoting this CHS app. Shocked and astounded, I fell out of the sink and onto the floor where all of my zits popped and the slime got all over my phone. My phone then exploded into pieces as an awesome theme song played in the background. It was epic. Then batman showed up at my house and asked to use my zit fluids to fight crime. Of course I accepted. Shoutout to this app, for now I have assisted in popping all of my zits, meeting batman, and helping batman save the world from criminals. CHS, you rule.

Information

Seller
App Developers, LLC, The
Size
24.1 MB
Category
Education
Compatibility
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Languages
English, Dutch, French, German, Italian
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Simulated Gambling
Copyright
© 2013 | App Developers, LLC, The
Price
Free

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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