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We’ve got the newest, freshest, raddest, and most official CHIVE gear on the entire Internet. Come to think of it — we’re the *only* place to get CHIVE gear on the Internet. We’ve also got tons of funny t-shirts, service gear, hoodies, drinkware/barware and a bunch of other cool stuff. So if want to come to the party, you really have no other choice.

Plus, The Chivery’s shopping app has some special features you can’t get online:

• Checkout even faster and easier with Apple Pay.

• Chive Points. Earn points when you shop.

• Quicker access. Our gear goes Ostrich-fast. If you want to beat others to that new hoodie or Bill Murray tee, trust us, you’re gonna want a jump on the competition.

• Push Notifications. We’ll alert you when we drop those amazing new designs and when they come back in stock. It’s like smoke-signals only faster … and easier on your eyes and lungs.

• Photo check-in. Wanna show off your new gear? Wanna see if there are other Chivers in your area showing off theirs (their clothing, we mean)? Simple. We’ve got a global map that you can interact with, post photos and see Chivers and Chivettes from around the world.

What's New

Version 2.7.2

Easily paste your credit card information at checkout.

NEW Back in Stock Push Notifications - Sign up to be notified when they return.

Ratings and Reviews

In other news...


Today, while vacationing in Whistler, British Columbia, a young man discovers that his phone reached a new level of awesome after coming home from a mountain bike ride. "I had no idea my phone was capable of this," he told reporters. "With the Chivery app, we've reached a whole new level as a team." The news team tried to reach the phone for comment, but it was being used by the young man's girlfriend for photos that she said she "later planned on trying to get on Hump Day with."

Was lost but now am found.

Iron Ranger116

When I awoke this fine Thursday morning, I thought to myself. Self, I said, today will be just another ordinary day. Never have I been so wrong. I've decided to never trust a fart again, nor to ever waste a boner. Mark your calendars folks, as this day shall live on in history. God bless you chive. God bless you all. Also, I recommend this app.

Nothing but Crashes


Crashes every time I try to add to my cart and try to view it also. I also remember when TheChive didn't try to milk all their loyal viewers for every dollar they had. I remember when they had less than 7 or so shirts and that was it. Sad that they have to come out with a new shirt and whatever other random item they can put their slogan or four letters on. Still love the site but don't like how much they are trying to sell out with all the merch they have now.


Resignation Media, LLC
47.6 MB
Requires iOS 10.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
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