A girl and her haunted skateboard dive through the depths of the underworld, fighting devils and looking for answers. Can pizza ever be cool?
"a skateboarding pile of awesome deaths" - Touch Arcade
"it's not just strange, it's also incredibly addictive" - Andrew Webster / The Verge
"the strangest, coolest free iPhone game you'll play all day" - Kotaku
"it's simple but captivating" - Brendan Keogh / Unwinnable
"weird... strange" - Boing Boing
Cool Pizza is a spastic screen-masher inspired by Space Harrier and After Burner.
**COOL PIZZA CAN ONLY BE PLAYED ON IPHONE AND IPOD WITH RETINA SCREENS**
- Brutal difficulty
* Forty-two Waves
+ Original laptoppunk soundtrack by Tettix
^ Game Center leaderboards and achievements
~ Unleashes the T.R.U.E. power of the iPhone
> Four dazzling colors [black not actually a color]
Fix for iPhone 5 resolution bug. You may need to re-install the game to get the fix.
Ratings and Reviews
This may be one of the strangest games I've played, but I'm so glad I found this little gem. The only thing that's bugging me is the lack of clear, thorough instructions; I get that you're supposed to pick it up yourself, but for the first couple games I had no idea how the controls worked. Still, 5/5 for unique style, addictive gameplay, and *HEAVENLY* OST. (Seriously. It's like an angelic choir, except better and more hardcore.)
Reminiscent of classic Mtv style, this li'l gem will slowly consume your entire face. You'll walk around as a grotesque faceless monstrosity horrifying all the townsfolk. The only cure is finding the secret pizza hidden somewhere in the game which unlocks your facial features from the all consuming void. All in all I give this game three severed thumbs up out of four.
This game is weird. I love weird. It's basically an infinite runner where you have to hit arrows to jump, which is the only time you can attack enemies, while avoiding enemy attacks.
The only issue I can see is that it's not stretched for iPhone 5's; if you have one there'll be two black bars on the sides.
- Nicholas Ralabate
- 28.6 MB
- Requires iOS 4.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4s, iPhone 5, iPhone 5c, iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPad, iPod touch (3rd generation), iPod touch (4th generation), iPod touch (5th generation), and iPod touch (6th generation).
- Age Rating
- Rated 9+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
- Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- © Secret Library
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.