Cracked.com for iPad
By Demand Media, Inc.
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The Cracked iPad app is finally here! If you like Cracked, own a mobile device and just generally want to seem like an interesting person, this is the app you’ve been waiting for. The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible, and would fail almost immediately?), pop culture analysis (why is Back to the Future secretly horrifying?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made Cracked the fastest growing humor brand in the world.
* An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content.
* Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all of our content.
Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone.
What's New in Version 3.4.0
1. Improved photoplasty navigation
2. Added Quick Fix section
3. Updated layouts for Article and Columnist
4. Added more Columnists
5. Bug fixes
Loyal (strung-out) Fan
I have never had as many issues with an app before because I'd have deleted the app before frustration had a chance to set in. But I loooooooooove Cracked! So I continue to exercise patience even through the lunacy. I can't begin to list them all now but a few would be having to close out & reload the app because of a video freezing up or the back button becoming non-responsive or all the latest articles not appearing on time (my method now when I open articles is to go to the bottom 1st where lo-&-behold 2 or 3 articles slipped right on in threatening to be deleted tomorrow) or eternal loading or half page load then nothing...just nothingness! Wth! Why is your backlog not in a "more" list or something? Why must I go online to type in a vague reference to a past article in order to enjoy it? Why isn't there an archive? Why does the iPad version feel more limited than than the iPhone version? Prettier maybe but less functional. Why can't I see the bottom of this rant right now? I'm typing blind! Why does David Wong not post daily?!? That should be a stipulation for the existence of Cracked! And I know it's got nothing to do with this app but dammit Jack your podcasts should be daily as well! I mean do I really have to state that at this point? Okay, I'm a fanatic, but it's Cracked's own fault for getting me strung out. You're my pushers! Now get to work on those issues...or don't...God, I wish I knew how to quit you.
A labor of love.
That's what using this app really feels like. I have been a long time fan of Cracked from the early days when their website was more likely to fry your computer than show you an article. They've come a long way but they still have much further to go.
The app is great at connecting you to the majority of the site's content in an easy to digest mobile format. It still freezes, crashes and shuts down too much though. I don't want to seem ungrateful. There have been many improvements made so far and I understand how difficult it can be to program and troubleshoot an app. This app is far better than its original iteration but it's still a long way from being enjoyable. In my opinion, an app should be more of a middle man in a transaction, rarely noticed because your attention is on the goal or the content. I hope they fix these problems soon though because I find myself hesitating to use the app sometimes and instead waiting to get home and viewing the site on the computer.
Finally! It works 100%!
So, here's the thing: I've never had any issues with the Cracked app except for one minor annoyance: the last article on the home page would never open, instead just bringing up grey toolbars. It was never findable in-app either so whatever it was probably shouldn't have been there in the first place.
Today's update FINALLY fixed that! And it made the name on the front page "Cracked HD" instead of "crackedhd" which is just a little thing, but nice nonetheless.
Seeing all the one-star reviews is disappointing, but I wonder if it's a device issue? I'm running an iPad Mini with Retina display. Maybe I'm just what the app was designed for? I dunno, but hopefully Cracked can work out the issues with the other people. This app deserves so much more.
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Aug 29, 2014
- Version: 3.4.0
- Size: 13.8 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Demand Media, Inc.
- © 2014 Demand Media, Inc
Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.1 or later. Compatible with iPad.