By Kevin Nardi
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He flaps a bit, but I wouldn't call him "flappy," per se. He's not even much of a bird, to be honest. He can barely fly, and he definitely can't stay upright. He's always running into pipes, and I'm sure he has some brain damage. I mean, look at those eyes. Also, why are there so many pipes? And why are they hanging out of the sky?!?! Is there some kind of nefarious pipe plot??
It's Crappy Bird! A shameless rip-o—I mean *parody* of a game you've probably never heard of. Definitely never heard of it. Play my game!
What's New in Version 1.1.0
Game Center integration! Your Game Center friends' high scores appear right next to yours!
I was like you once, browsing the App Store, searching for Crappy Bird. I was warned... I was told about Crappy Bird, but I smiled and thought 'It's just a game, how bad could it be?' So I got it. I got Crappy Bird. Some games are addictive, such as Temple Run and other games. This is live ruiningly addictive. I haven't slept, I used to sleep like a baby. Now I can't. I lie in bed. I can hear Crappy Bird taunting me to try and beat my score again. When I close my eyes, I see Crappy Bird. I haven't eaten. I see Crappy Bird in the food on my plate. I hear him in the voices of those I love. I feel him within me. I understand now that Crappy Bird is no bird. Crappy Bird is satan. Crappy Bird ruins your life. It takes away all enjoyment and happiness, and leaves you paralyzed, suffering, and starving. Crappy Bird also leaves you angry, I have developed anger problems through Crappy Bird. It caused me to punch walls, scream, throw shoes, and even bite my phone. I hate Crappy Bird, but at the same time, I love Crappy Bird. Once you download Crappy Bird, there is no escape. Crappy bird will stay with me forever.
I personally LOVE this game.. I've tried at least 100 dupes ((don't call me crazy, I've been trying to find one that lives up to flappy bird)) and this one is by far the best. I might even like it more then the original flappy bird.. And the fact that it was made in one night is amazing... The only complaint I have is that you can't play music while you're using the app. I always have my music on so I was going to rate it 4 stars because of that but I just turn my radio on and it's all good. Absolutely love it, the noises the bird makes, the pipes, the fact that it spins, and that you can touch the ground without shying . Love love love it!
I love this game! It is extremely entertaining!! Not the app but the bird, the bird is hilarious. The insults to the bird at the home screen are super funny and soooo perfect! I find it LESS STRESSING THAN FLAPPY BIRD because of the sounds and the dumbness of the bird. It is REALLY FUN and a great time waster, if you need to kill some time, or you are on a trip, or waiting for something, or just because you are bored. Crappy Bird totally earns my five star rating! So.... Why have you read to this point, you should be playing Crappy Bird. Download it, now, I mean do it, download it, go ahead, just click that little button and get the app. Go!
- Category: Games
- Updated: Mar 01, 2014
- Version: 1.1.0
- Size: 1.3 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Kevin Nardi
- © 2014 Kevin Nardi
Compatibility: Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.