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Cute Things Dying Violently

By Alexander Jordan

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Description

Hey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" electrocution? Then boy have we got the game for you!

Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... well, you know what they say about omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs.

Featuring:
•48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels
•New Levels of the Week
•24 Achievements
•Built-in Level Editor
•A murderous, bucket-headed robot

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Customer Reviews

HODOR!!!

Get the game. Now.

So Hooked.

Love the graphics. Love the feel. Love the snarky little suckers trash talking me. Hooked!

Fun game & challenging

Great game that is challenging, enjoying
the weekly challenges

Cute Things Dying Violently
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • $0.99
  • Category: Games
  • Released:
  • Version: 1.0
  • Size: 229 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller:
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor

Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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