By Carl R Andrews & David Orion
The Reviews are coming in:
"Very Funny Stuff!"
"The Feel Good App of the Year!"
"Love it" - Clayton Morris, Host of "Fox & Friends" and "Gadgets and Games"
Attention all men!
Finally an app where women love you just the way you are! It’s called “Dream Wife”.
With the simple push of a button, you can experience pretend yet positive affirmations throughout the day, such as:
1) Honey you don’t have to put up the toilet seat, I like taking a little 3 am butt bath.
2) Honey I don’t mind when you fart under the sheets, you're like my little personal Potpourri.
3) Honey you sit here there and watch the game; I’ll go mow the lawn. But first, can I bring you another beer and give you a foot massage?
4) Honey I like it when you leave your dirty clothes on the floor for me to pickup, it gives me a little aerobic activity at the end of my day.
5) I agree Honey, kissing is highly over rated, just high five me again…same thing.
There are more than 100 hilarious sayings with a soothing and sympathetic female voice that doesn't exist in the real world -- loving you and all of your contemptible actions unconditionally.
“Dream Wife” Never leave home without her!
From Carl R Andrews, Inc.
by Carl Andrews & David Orion
Sized for all iPhones, updated interface, for iOS7 +
Ratings and Reviews
This is a very clever, funny and hip app and I will look forward to new witty updates when they are released.
I could have used this app years ago to save me a lot of sleep time on the couch!
Boost your Ego with DreamWife!
This App will keep you up and positive all day long! Hear your DreamWife say things you can only imaging your wife/significant other saying. The Feel Good App of the Year!
I am a woman and I have to admit this is one funny app. Looking forward to downloading dream husband in the future.
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.