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By Carl R Andrews & David Orion

Introductory Price!

The Reviews are coming in:
"Very Funny Stuff!"
"The Feel Good App of the Year!"
"Love it" - Clayton Morris, Host of "Fox & Friends" and "Gadgets and Games"

Attention all men!

Finally an app where women love you just the way you are! It’s called “Dream Wife”.

With the simple push of a button, you can experience pretend yet positive affirmations throughout the day, such as:

1) Honey you don’t have to put up the toilet seat, I like taking a little 3 am butt bath.
2) Honey I don’t mind when you fart under the sheets, you're like my little personal Potpourri.
3) Honey you sit here there and watch the game; I’ll go mow the lawn. But first, can I bring you another beer and give you a foot massage?
4) Honey I like it when you leave your dirty clothes on the floor for me to pickup, it gives me a little aerobic activity at the end of my day.
5) I agree Honey, kissing is highly over rated, just high five me again…same thing.

There are more than 100 hilarious sayings with a soothing and sympathetic female voice that doesn't exist in the real world -- loving you and all of your contemptible actions unconditionally.

“Dream Wife” Never leave home without her!

www.mojosoftwareonline.com/dreamwife.htm

From Carl R Andrews, Inc.
by Carl Andrews & David Orion

What's New

Version 2.0

Sized for all iPhones, updated interface, for iOS7 +

Ratings and Reviews

Hysterical!!

Colorado Dave

This is a very clever, funny and hip app and I will look forward to new witty updates when they are released.
I could have used this app years ago to save me a lot of sleep time on the couch!

Boost your Ego with DreamWife!

S Wayne

This App will keep you up and positive all day long! Hear your DreamWife say things you can only imaging your wife/significant other saying. The Feel Good App of the Year!

Tooooooo Funny!!!!!!

Gail +

I am a woman and I have to admit this is one funny app. Looking forward to downloading dream husband in the future.

Information

Seller
Carl R Andrews, Inc
Size
29 MB
Category
Entertainment
Compatibility
Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Languages
English
Age Rating
Rated 4+
Copyright
© Carl R. Andrews, Inc.
Price
$0.99

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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