Dumb Ways to Die
By Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
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You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands.
Enjoy 18 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.
Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.
- Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
- Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
- Balance that wobbling glue eater
- Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
- Swat wasps before it's too late
- Best not invite that psycho killer inside
- Carefully remove forks from toasters
- Help self-taught pilots
- Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
- Have patience at level crossings
- No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
- And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?
- Doing your own electrical work? Choose the wires carefully
- Mind the gap! Board the train safely
- Space is no fun without a helmet. Put it on now!
- Perfect your dumb-death prevention skills to unlock the full set of characters for your train station
- Earn your own local copy of the original video
- Compete against friends and highly skilled strangers on the Game Center leaderboard
Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
© Metro Trains Melbourne, Dumb Ways to Die™
What's New in Version 1.6
Three exciting new mini-games!
SPACEMAN SPLAT - Our simple-minded spaceman has decided to remove his helmet. Help him put it back on before it’s too late!
MIND THE GAP - Help our safety challenged friends board the train. Be sure to mind the gap by jumping at exactly the right time.
DO YOUR OWN ELECTRICAL WORK - Play amateur electrician as you attempt to connect wires across the screen. Choose wisely, otherwise it’s all over!
Awsome but a few improvements. The bear on isn't that hard!
Love it😝. It is so Awsome and my high score is like 1,600. Love how it teaches you how to not die in a dumb way. Needs more ways to die though. The sequel is horrible and I think one version is just fine.👌 one more thing to improve is the content. The plane one is not so easy. I have no idea what is wrong with the space one. It is really easy. You may have to replace the clean up-unrefrigerated pie one with something less gross. Maybe you could show a huge refrigerator with a bunch of pies in it and a hidden cherry and you would have to click the cherry. example:
And guys, the bear one isn't that hard. Just duck when the beat icon gets into the yellow zone. That's really all you need to fix.
Good for free, but don't get addicted too glitchy.
Has the potential to be a really fun pointless game. The graphic design and music is awesome. Also for some reason really enjoyed the music video.
The thing is if you really get into it and try to play it it is very very inconsistent. Some games are at a level of difficulty that you have to be quick which is fun, And then there is some games which are impossible and don't actually function on my phone.
Like the spaceman, there is no way at all to get him to his helmet since the tilt doesn't seem to work correctly on my phone, no top to bottom control at all. And the one where the guy pukes also it seems impossible to actually clean it up and every time your finger Goes the slightest bit over the edge of the screen it doesn't register that you're touching it anymore so you try to touch it again and then it doesn't work. Seems to randomly register how much you've cleaned up regardless of how much you've actually cleaned up.
Which drives you insane if you're actually trying to play the game and see how many points you get. It's no longer about a game, but whether or not you're going to get a minigame that glitches out or not. :(
Also the plane game crashes the app, there's a way to turn that off why is there no way to turn off the other mini games that so many people are having problems with?
Also so many ads now. :(
This game is awesome. Don't listen to the comments about the game lagging because I play the game on my old iPad and it works fine. I would like it if the spaceman could move down because often the spaceman is above the helmet and I can't get it. Also, the puke minigame is hard on iPads because the puke is everywhere and you have to get it all cleaned up (i would like it if you don't have to clean EVERYTHING, only the most of it. Because no one slips on a little bit of puke). Last of all, it would be great if you could add everything in the music video like the washing machine one.
P.S. To they people who say they did it but they don't get points - I rage a lot in games like this and I think I did it but I really didn't. 😝
- Category: Games
- Updated: Aug 08, 2014
- Version: 1.6
- Size: 38.9 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
- © Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.