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Dumb Ways to Die

By Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd

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You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands.

Enjoy 35 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.

Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

- Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
- Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
- Balance that wobbling glue eater
- Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
- Swat wasps before it's too late
- Best not invite that psycho killer inside
- Carefully remove forks from toasters
- Help self-taught pilots
- Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
- Have patience at level crossings
- No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
- And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?
- Doing your own electrical work? Choose the wires carefully
- Mind the gap! Board the train safely
- Space is no fun without a helmet. Put it on now!
- Stop the clothes dryer. It’s a terrible hiding place!
- Scratched the drug dealer’s ride, now avoid his bat
- Taking expired medicine is not recommended
- Stitch it up before bleeding out!
- Perform a daring rescue from a burning building
- Drag appliances back on the shelf to prevent accidents
- Remember to stop at level crossings
- Everyone loves bacon! Even rattlesnakes!
- Rotate the wires to complete the circuit
- Only cross at pedestrian crossings
- Remember the sequence for a fireworks show
- Swipe to avoid a prickly crash
- Sprung a leak? Sprint to the shore!
- Tap to tip toe to the ice cream
- Keep the wasp nest from hitting the ground
- Avoid eating rotten food
- Leap over forest obstacles

- Perfect your dumb-death prevention skills to unlock the full set of characters for your train station
- Earn your own local copy of the original video
- Create your own Dumb Ways character from loads of facial features, accessories and more!

Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here:

Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here:

© Metro Trains Melbourne, Dumb Ways to Die™

What's New in Version 2.2.0

Our friends have discovered even more dumb ways to die in three new mini-games!

WASP TOSS – Dopey Doofus is playing with a wasp nest.  Don’t let it hit the ground!

ROCKY RUN – It’s a beautiful day for a ride in the forest, but obstacles can ruin this lovely outing for Botch and his moose!

FOOD FRIGHT – Choose the right food item or suffer messy consequences!

Build-A-Bean:  More options to customize your Dumb Ways character for use in-game and with iMessage.

More iMessage Stickers:  Your favourite dim-witted friends are here for you to collect.

We’ll be back soon with new Dumb Ways – thanks for playing!


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Customer Reviews

Really Fun, but Finicky

This game is a whole number of things. It is fun and funny when you die (at first), which was my whole draw to the game in the first place. If you buy to get rid of ads, when you try to get the occasional extra life that is offered when you watch an add, it just says loading experience and doesn't work. So you pretty much can't get an extra life when you buy it, but can when you don't. It needs a fix for that. If you don't, you'll get the extra life, but expect to 30 second ads every time you get a game over. Which in this game can happen pretty quick. There are also some non-responsive and sometimes excruciatingly precise controls in a few of the games, which doesn't help you chances as the games speed up as you progress. Apart from those grievances, the game is really fun and keeps itself interesting by the wide range of puzzles you get to play, as well as give the player some initiative to keep playing by earning coins which you can use to better customize your own bean and buy stickers you can use to message your friends with. Overall, it's a great way to keep yourself preoccupied during a long trip or just to entertain yourself in your free time. Do expect to have occasional frustrations when you play, but don't think that won't keep you from playing again.

Too many ads

I think that there are too many ads because everything going to start over there's an ad every time going to go back to the main menu add there's like ads just like every time you go in it like it's not fair first of all and is that when you like dire when you like get the new life takes forever and you don't get any gifts and you get way too many ads and it's just really not fair and sometimes when like I do something I say like and I press it and it isn't move it's not fair because I did it so why won't it work so then I can't use it or anything that's so long😂

Words are a smidge too fast

I'm liking the games and can tolerate the adds, but I cants read the instructions fast enough. Don't know if that's on purpose or a bug, but for beginners, or an option, I'd like to have a chance to read. I also find that it isn't very responsive on certain games. Maybe I'm doing something wrong because I couldn't read what I was supposed to do.

Dumb Ways to Die
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
Offers iMessage App for iOS
  • Free
  • Category: Games
  • Updated:
  • Version: 2.2.0
  • Size: 843 MB
  • Language: English
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Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
  • Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence

Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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