Everybody Hates NASA: Pro
By Inert Soap
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NOW #1 IPHONE GAME IN EASTERN TAZIKISTAN! (Note: not actually a country)
"Why are you asking me about that game? And what is an iPhone?"
- Johnny Fakename
Earth space agencies may be on a shoestring budget, but that can't stop us from exploring the stars! Or, maybe not stars, but at least planets. Okay, not planets, just asteroids. Whether it's Congress or aliens, it seems today that EVERYBODY HATES NASA!
From the makers of Fingerzilla comes a hilarious action adventure about today's state of the Space Race. This completely unauthorized parody will have you laughing out loud as you fight to overcome the trials and tribulations of being a modern day astronaut.
Defend the dignity of Earth in this combination of 1970s Asteroids with modern base defending game. Establish outposts throughout the galaxy as you encounter alien hicks, space pigs, laser-armed fish, more space pigs, flying cabbages, and even a little pig poop!
Start out with simple weapons, then use the tech tree to outfit your stations with flak guns, cannons, guided missiles, lasers, and more. Dozens of weapons, shields, and other resources become available as you advance through the game.
Featuring an enchanting musical soundtrack, ridiculous sound effects, and hundreds of lines of spoken conversations, be prepared for roughly an hour of unique audio. Or make sure you know where your mute button is!
See if you have what it takes to defend Earth's reputation among the stars as you travel through a variety of settings. Have ideas you'd like to share with us? We're constantly adding new levels, so write to us at email@example.com if you'd like something added or changed!
What's New in Version 1.3
★★ First-Generation device users, this one's for you! ★★
This update should finally fix a potential crash in first-generation phones and iPods! It also increases performance WAY up on older hardware. If you had problems running EHN before, please download this patch!
As always, if you still have problems, or just want to ask or tell us stuff, write to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll help!
good concept - takes time to get started
I liked the concept - there's a tongue in cheek storyline and the concept of collecting things from space in order to earn cash so you can buy other things. For my taste the narration was a bit long winded...the writing is comedic but not always actually funny. It is *very* easy at the start of the game, but presumably the challenge increases as you continue
Very Fun Game!
I thought this game was rather entertaining especially since you're in space. I was rather amused at the beginning when you had to keep the teddy bear safe, but I didn't understand why that was there in the first place. Still it's not a bad game to pick up and play.
Great time waster though some levels do take a bit if grinding
- Category: Games
- Updated: Mar 08, 2011
- Version: 1.3
- Size: 31.0 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Inert Soap, LLC
- © 2010-2011 Inert Soap, LLC
Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.1.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
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