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Why pay for a stupid app when you can have one for free? :) Fart Cushion is the classic practical joke sure to embarrass all your friends. Place the device safely on couch or chair just like a normal "Whoopie Cushion." The app will detect when your friend sits down and then emit a loud farting noise. Laugh at them, point at them, and then move on to the next victim.
- Multiple ways to trigger farts: Accelerometer, Touch, GPS, and Timer
- Loud and varied farting noises
- Sounds professionally rendered and optimized for device speaker
- Fart cushion shaking animation
- Endless fun and humor pranking your friends!
- Free and Fun!
Note: For best accelerometer/touch results change the Auto-Lock setting to 5 Minutes or Never (Settings/General/Auto-Lock)
Fart Cushion was originally submitted on August 29th, 2008.
What's New in Version 4.2
Stability and performance improvements.
Bean Boy says...
What would a Potato Chip Man know about good farts? Take it from Bean Boy here, this is EVERYTHING one could hope for in a iOS Fart Sounds App! Oh sure, the "Whoopie Cushion" was worn out and old hat by the Sixties, but then again, IT didn't support Bluetooth, did it? Given a small Bluetooth speaker, this App produces sounds so "wet and greasy" they sound like they ought'a STINK! Not since the "Push button, hand held, Fart Machine" gizmo of Eighties have fart noises been treated so well! Thanks guys, for bringing my iPad into the Eighties!
Even if you're the person who rolls your eyes, shakes your head, and walks away when your kids are making fart noises, you'll laugh yourself silly with this app- even if you just use it privately.
Best farts in the county. Each fart is unique and beautiful in its own way. Nothing turns me on more than listening to compressed air being squeezed through a poop-stained sphincter. Hopefully I'll be able to use this to get chicks. Great app! Sexy Toots!
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- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Jan 14, 2016
- Version: 4.2
- Size: 24.7 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: TMSOFT
- © 2008-2016 TMSOFT LLC
Compatibility: Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.