The Fnorder brings you messages from the Illuminati . . . encoded information and instructions from the Secret Masters, for your eyes only. This is all for real! Honest!

Use it to boggle your friends . . . or ask it for help when you need to make a decision. Think of it as the I Ching for paranoids.

It also includes a variety of beautiful Illuminated wallpapers which you can use for your iPhone or iPad.

The Fnorder is free, and was created for you by Steve Jackson Games in the service of Eris (Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!) We publish books, games, and magazines for game fans. Visit us on the web at

Original Fnorder design by Steve Jackson and Creede Lambard. iOS app developed by Kira Matrejek.

What's New

Version 2.0

Updated for iOS 11 and all device sizes!

Ratings and Reviews

2.5 out of 5
1K Ratings
1K Ratings
Archangel Beth ,

No more "I'm Bored, Mommy"!

The app is attractive, and at least mildly amusing. However, where it has really been outstanding is when my eight-year-old (soon to be nine) is bored. She loves it. She asks for explanations of some of the words and sayings, which we give. Sadly, we had to forbid her to read everything out loud to us, as the constant, increasinly more incoherent due to giggles, chatter from the back seat made the grown-ups a bit frazzled. But it has kept her, and a friend, from being bored during long waits, and car rides. (She even made my spouse load it on his iPhone, too!)

Maggard ,

Resistance is Not Allowed

Brings back memories of late night gaming sessions and consuming mass quantities...
It is time to recover/replace my Steve Jackson Games collections and introduce my older children into non-electronic gaming of a quirky style. After a few sessions of Illuminati the news just isn't the same. The are plenty of things to make you say "Hmmm".
Don't expect everything on the FNord App to make since as there are layers upon layers as in all effective conspiracies.


Makes no sense at all

Maybe it's not supposed to. I was told Smith and Wesson beats 4 aces. And for some reason I was only getting advice from the UFOs. I don't understand why it comes with the odd pictures either. Anyway my point is it doesn't even make sense to the little voices in all of us. I found no use for it.


Steve Jackson Games Incorporated
23.4 MB
Requires iOS 10.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
© Steve Jackson Games, Incorporated


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