Freshman 15 - Umich Dining
By Totem LC
This app is only available on the App Store for iOS devices.
The most convenient way to get University of Michigan dining hall hours, address, menu, nutrition info, and cafe prices!
- Sort dining halls by distance
- Count calories, carbs and protein by tracking meals
- Tap the Map button to start a walking route in the Maps app
What's New in Version 1.3.0
- Sleek new design
- Loads menus for all dining halls automatically
- Shows calories and protein right in the menu
- Sort dining halls by distance or name
- Swipe back and forth between Central and North
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this app. The information is infinite, and without a solid grasp of the UMich menu most of the nutritional facts will go over a typical eater's head. There's also the app's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- its personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. Michigan students understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these nutritional facts, to realise that they're not just informative- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike this app truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in this apps existential name "Freshman fifteen," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Totem LC's genius unfolds itself on their iPhone screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Freshman 15 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 lbs of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Better than MDining
So much faster than the original MDining app. The interface looks nicer, works better, and presents information more intuitively.
Issa dope one
Easy to use super helpful