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The most convenient way to get University of Michigan dining hall hours, address, menu, nutrition info, and cafe prices!

More features:
- Sort dining halls by distance
- Count calories, carbs and protein by tracking meals
- Tap the Map button to start a walking route in the Maps app

What's New

Version 1.3.2

- Bug Fixes

Ratings and Reviews

4.8 out of 5
37 Ratings
37 Ratings


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this app. The information is infinite, and without a solid grasp of the UMich menu most of the nutritional facts will go over a typical eater's head. There's also the app's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- its personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. Michigan students understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these nutritional facts, to realise that they're not just informative- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike this app truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in this apps existential name "Freshman fifteen," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Totem LC's genius unfolds itself on their iPhone screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Freshman 15 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 lbs of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.



You're walking down the beach, the sun is setting, and you see a gorgeous girl in the distance. Your approach her and casually begin to talk. You hit it off and spend the rest of the night with her, but next thing you know she's gone. You go through life until 3 years later you're sitting in a bar in a different city. The girl from the beach walks in... it's like a day has not gone by when you to talk. It's like you're l still on that beach together. You grow old together with two kids and two houses. One house in the suburbs and one on a lake. Those feelings of love, accomplishment, and fulfillment is the only way I could ever describe using this app.


Better than MDining

So much faster than the original MDining app. The interface looks nicer, works better, and presents information more intuitively.


Totem LC
21.1 MB
Food & Drink
Requires iOS 9.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 4+
© 2015 Totem LC


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