By Coffee Stain Studios AB
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** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat
What's New in Version 1.9.2
* Level select updated to include a NEW LEVEL added for owners of Goat Simulator: Waste of Space
* Bug fixes
Five Goats, One Review
ANTI GRAV: In Goatville, enter that construction site near the train tracks and search the rooms. You'll soon find a black circle. Lick it, and it will give you points for licking the " portable hole " so you'll know you got the right thing. Drag it to the pipe and it will automatically connect, for you to jump in. I don't know about these idiots talking about glitches, but it's a super simple process if they'd only actually looked.
HITCHHIKER: Find a spaceship in Goat City Bay in the mountains. Then, look for a house nearby with a pool. You'll find a towel next to a girl. Headbutt her (optional), and steal the towel. Then drag it onto the spaceship and you're done.
PROM QUEEN: In the highschool area enter the building near the highschool. If you entered the right one, you'll see a party going on with a girl in a blue dress standing in front of you. All you have to do is attack her, and her title is yours.
STONED: Somehow climb the school and find the bell. Hit the bell, and it'll show a magical flying camper. Go into the parking lot and enter the camper. Easy.
EVIL: In Goatville, if you search the mountains you'll eventually get the message " gather the sacrifices ". Do as you're told and bring five people into the area. You instantly get the goat after watching a rather disturbing preformance.
That's all I'm writing 'cause I'm too lazy :P :3
This is the funniest game I have right now, but it needs something...
I love the game. I just want to make a couple suggestions. It would be great if you could improve the water graphics on Goat city bay, also, please add more goats! And maps. Could you add one (map) that takes place in a farm? You could add a goat that can turn anything into a scarecrow. Just a suggestion. Other than that, I love the game. (Got off track a little)
Make a goat that flies and looks like a bird you can carry stuff around while flying make it look like a parrot (please my pet parrot died last week this will make me happy) also please make it so that you can move the stickers so it will look like the goat is interacting with the text or photo
- Category: Games
- Updated: Feb 03, 2017
- Version: 1.9.2
- Size: 424 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Coffee Stain Studios AB
- © 2014, Coffee Stain Studios
Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
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