Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock
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Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock has arrived! Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey's Alarm Clock goes off, the Gunny will scream at you to "GET OUT OF THE RACK!!!" complete with the Reveille bugle call, the Gunny's faithful trash can and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms. The Gunny heard some of you lazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in getting up in the morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake you every morning to GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR! The alarm will continue to sound until you Dismiss it. Of course it has a Snooze button on it, TWINKLETOES, but I don't want to see you use it or I will have you doing PUSH-UPS until you puke buttermilk!
* Set Unlimited Number of Alarms
* New Alarms including: Reveille, Klaxon, Standard Alarm Buzzer, Double Bell Alarm, and Rooster Crow.
* Display Clock and Alarms in Military or Standard Time
* Completely Redesigned and Easy to Use Interface
The Gunny's Alarm Clock has a nice display that shows the time in either plain civilian time or good ol' military time. Either way, the Gunny will surely get you up and have you fully MOTIVATED to start your day off. You can square away those who are less MOTIVATED than you are, too.
The former Marines we have asked to preview this app say it makes them feel like they are back in boot camp when they got their morning wake up from their FAVORITE Drill Instructor. The other military people we asked to preview it said it made them wish they had the Gunny to wake them when they were in boot camp. Now is your chance to have him wake YOU up each morning.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!!
May be too much for sensitive ears.
NOTE: Volume is limited to the device's capability. Make sure your volume is set to its highest setting for best performance. The app is designed to be a "night alarm clock" that can sit by your bed with the clock showing and the device plugged in to preserve battery power.
* Please report all errors and crashes before leaving negative feedback. The Gunny doesn't like cry babies that can't take the time to report problems first.
Be ashamed, be very ashamed
Is this seriously the best alarm clock app you can come up with? And then you want to post on Facebook about how we're all the maggots posting bad reviews when quite honestly for $2.99, this is a rip off? The actual interface looks so completely plain and you throw a menu option at the bottom of the screen where it continuously gets confused with the swipe up function, you have mediocre sound bits that have extremely crappy quality to them… That is, when they work… This app worked on the first day, and now it doesn't work at all. How the hell did you even make it past the quality check point list for Apple? There's no majorly extreme customization for the user and it's pretty crappy to attempt to take advantage of the Gunny's good name and say that this app is even Worth anything simply because his name is on it. The value of this app is worth nothing, it should be free at this point. Anybody who has purchased this app deserves a full refund. You know it and we know it. If you're an app developer, you seriously need to redevote your time to something else because this app is a disgrace. Do not buy.
The second time I have purchased this and it will not work on my phone. The first time I could set an alarm and it would not ring at the set time. Light up the phone and it would show emery Time, but did not ring! Apple refunded purchase price. I downloaded the second time, app will not open. When I try to open the screen goes black and nothing happens. I would like to get it to work, not worried about a couple of bucks.
App works very smoothly
I must've gotten it after an update because it worked fine on my 5S with the latest IOS. Good job Gunny.