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H*nest Meditation

By Headley for Freelance, Inc.

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Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.

Praise for the original video:

"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company

"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed

"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post

"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo

What's New in Version 1.3

Smaller sized audio files for easier download.


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Customer Reviews

Best f*ing $2 you'll evah spend!

I asked for the maker to develop this app last year and had forgotten about it since I couldn't keep up finding it on the web repeatedly. Now bliss is just an app away. Good for your laugh yoga too. Hope I'm never able to do the silence thing with this one!

Quite Possibly The Most Helpful Meditation Out There

It's real, it's calming, it's funny, and it actually does help tremendously. When I get stressed this meditation pops up in my mind and I can't help but smile, and stop caring about all the garbage of the world.

Epically funny, strangely peaceful

Not only is this reliably able to make me cry with laughter, every time, but it has the magical effect of actually giving me the calm, happy feeling afterwards that real meditation is supposed to provide. Worth every penny.

H*nest Meditation
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • $1.99
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 1.3
  • Size: 92.6 MB
  • Language: English
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You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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