Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014

Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!

As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!

In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)

You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff

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What's New

Version 2.5.1


Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5

43 Ratings

43 Ratings



Hey, I’ve been playing this game for awhile and have bought few sardines already as well recently. But also suddenly have been getting a crash after few seconds into opening the game each time. :( Not sure what’s going on, but would love to continue playing only if this crashing would stop. Otherwise it resets my progress from opening and not able to enjoy this good game. Thank you in advance for everything!

Edit: It’s been fixed just a few days after posting this. <3 Really appreciate developers for listening to reviews and their audience

It keeps crashing !


Game was good until last update. It crashes after every 15sec-1 min and everything rest to what u did before it crashed, then you do it again then it crashes and again and again like an endless cycle.

Edit: crashing has been fixed

Highly addicting


I wrote a review about this game crashing about a month ago, and the developers instantly fixed it! Much, much better now! There are some parts of the game that are in Japanese, so I have no idea what it’s about, but for the most part, I love this game!


Coconut Island Games Limited
486.8 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Medical/Treatment Information
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
©2015 Coconut Island Studio
In-App Purchases
  1. Tin of Sardines $2.99
  2. Starter Combo $0.99
  3. Bag of Sardines $9.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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