The Empire Staggers Back!
After Britain elected to leave the European Union in 2016 the nation was thrown into political turmoil. Frustrated by the demise of this once great nation Her Majesty the Queen concluded that the elected representatives at Westminster were no longer fit to govern her United Kingdom.

Dissolving parliament, returning the United Kingdom to an autocratic government, improvements were immediate and wide ranging. However, ever the pragmatist, Her Majesty concluded that, given the complications Britain was facing returning to a position of power on earth, it was time to focus her attention elsewhere...

Establishing S.P.I.F.F.I.N.G. (Special Planetary Investigative Force For Inhabiting New Galaxies) Her Majesty has turned to the stars in a bid to establish a new, Galactic British Empire!

Assuming command of the near futuristic space ship HMSS Imperialise and her crew YOU will venture into the cosmos, solving puzzles, engaging in witty banter, deal with crippling claustrophobia, gradually succumb to the sustained exposure of cosmic radiation and so on, all for Queen and Country (and satire).

Heck, along the way, you may stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations…

You will stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations.

Her Majesty’s SPIFFING is a comedy adventure game developed by Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd

What's New

Version 1.0.2

Thanks to everyone for their support so far, here are the fixes and improvements in version 1.0.2

- Fixed bug preventing unlocking "Every Breath You Take" achievement
- Fixed bug preventing achievement unlock messages displaying

- Improved UI scaling on iPad (with large icons disabled)
- Added option to make movement virtual stick invisible (in graphics settings)
- Added feedback links to main menu

Ratings and Reviews

4 out of 5

7 Ratings

7 Ratings



Filled with great humor and fun, it's short but that's not a bad thing. It's nice to have a game I can complete and feel satisfied with. I recommend to anyone who like point and click games. Hoping for a sequel!

Very short


I don't need 40 hour campaigns, but this was half the length of a Telltale episode and the story just ends abruptly. If you make a demo just publish it for free please.

Developer Response

Hi crossfire2200, thanks for your feedback. Naturally the length of time people take to get through the story varies depending on how long it takes them to solve the puzzles, but we do acknowledge that the biggest criticism of the game people have stated is its length. We like to think that we went for quality over quantity, for example every line of dialogue is hand animated, something you wouldn't see in AAA video game let alone one developed by a very small indie studio like ourselves (it was pretty much a team of 4 of us that worked on this for 3 years). These kinds of games are actually very expensive to make, which is why you don’t typically see too many 3D point and click adventures games nowadays (beyond a very small handful of large developers such as Telltale like you mentioned). Anyway, felt I should reply to your review to answer your criticism, the hope is very much that if the game makes enough money that we will be able to create a second, longer sequel. Thank you.

Do Not Buy!

Mike the mute

Almost seems like a child coded it. What a waste


Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd
407.8 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPad Air, iPad Air Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 Wi-Fi + Cellular, 12.9-inch iPad Pro, 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, 9.7-inch iPad Pro, 9.7-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad (5th generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (5th generation), 12.9-inch iPad Pro (2nd generation), 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi‑Fi + Cellular (2nd generation), 10.5-inch iPad Pro, 10.5-inch iPad Pro Wi‑Fi + Cellular, and iPod touch (6th generation).
Age Rating
Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
© 2017 Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd


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