Simulator of the life of the hobo.

• Get drunk and achieve the maximum popularity!
• Search for coins on the streets, wash cars, fight other hobos, rob strangers and banks!
• Open your office or start your own startup!
• Make the most money in the shortest time! Compete with your friends!

Almost every event in this game happens randomly.
Every move equals one day. Every day your health, happiness and satiety decrease.
If your health, happiness or satiety will drop to zero, you have 7 days to improve the situation, otherwise you will die.
Every year you will celebrate your birthday and get presents.
Every day you have a chance to find empty bottles and then sell them.

Sooner or later your hobo will die from old age. To avoid that, you can buy an immortality pill. Note that it DOES NOT protect you from dying from hunger, sickness, unhappiness or poverty.

If you play this game on the iPhone, the menu is opened by swiping right. You can also switch categories using two-finger vertical scrolling.

You can backup your game using iTunes file sharing.

What's New

Version 1.1

• Added ability to switch categories using two-finger vertical scrolling.
• Minor bug fixes.

Ratings and Reviews

4.4 out of 5

6.5K Ratings

6.5K Ratings

Super fun but major bugs.


I love this game and it's super addicting. It's hard to start off for beginners but after getting tips it was easy going. I noticed some typos about prices or how much popularity I needed but that was a minor thing. What really got me is that I had dumped all this idle time into this game and I was the minister of defense. The only thing I had left was president and the immortality pill. I had a process where I would exchange my money back and forth through 40-1$ then back to 1$-43. It was working fine like always and then my game crashed. I opened it back up to see I was 10 Million P short. So I got back up there and my game crashed again. I joined and the currency exchange was 1$-30 which I had never seen before. I tried it out and it I ended up with -1P so I went to work, and then I just died. Just like that. I wasn't starving I wasn't unhealthy and I wasn't unhappy. It told me I died from happiness but there I was half full on it. It didn't even give me a you will die tomorrow warning. I don't know if the game had something against using the currency exchange to your advantage, but it never gave me a warning so I figured it was a part of the way to win. Still though, I really enjoyed the game over all. I just think it could be even better if it was polished more.

Some Tips for Beginners.


Knowing from experience the beginning of the game can be difficult if you don't know what your doing. Getting money is impossible if you don't know what your doing and tedious if you do know what your doing. What your want to do is immediately buy arithmetic so you can use the exchange. Then you want to bum around in the suburbs and keep selling the beer bottles you collect but only sell them if it is 1 beer bottle for 4 "currency". When you run out of resources (health,hunger, and happiness) wait until you have about 4 days left to live the do free food and health then buy a 50$ beer. This will reset the days. Continue doing this until you can afford running shoes. Once you have running shoes you no longer have to pay for beer and you don't have to take pills from the trash. When you go for a run it give an ok amount of health and a tiny bit of happiness but it is enough to reset the days before you die. Keep doing this until you have enough to graduate from school. Then you can get a job. Now that you have a job it's easier. You get more money and you can actually buy food,health, and happiness items. That's about it for the beginning.

My favorite game

Commie Tommie

All of my friends and I own this game, and I'm the only one who knows how to live in it! I love this game, and I think it's great that this game can keep my attention for hours without having distracting animations or flashy images and sounds. It's pretty frustrating for the first couple of years, but the difficulty really flips after you buy shoes. I think that's the turning point, and after that it's really fun. I only had a minuscule problem with it, and it only happened one time; I died out of no where (with full health, happiness, and hunger bars) and had a lot of money. It just said, "Sorry, try again," and I had to start over. Honestly though, it made me laugh more than anything because I had been starving my hobo and giving him a little bit of everything for years, so honestly it kind of made sense. So, I would still give it 5 stars. I like strategy games, and games that don't need flashy animations or annoying commercials every thirty seconds.


Denis Tokarev
20.4 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
English, Russian
Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
© 2014 Denis Tokarev
In-App Purchases
  1. Mega Pack $4.99
  2. Extra Light Pack $0.99
  3. The Immortality Pill $0.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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