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Hornymeter

By Appiness

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Description

What better way to break the ice than to find out just how "randy" someone is. Whether it's someone you just met or even your girlfriend or boyfriend – now you can find out in an instant. Because the Hornymeter will tell you. This fun, simple, flirty yet innocent iPhone app instantly reads anyone’s level of horniness.

Simply launch the Hornymeter on your iPhone, choose male or female and place a finger on the scanner. After some quick yet complex analyses, a horniness score and summary is offered. As you soon discover, everyone is very, very excited. Each time the Hornymeter runs, it offers a score along with quips such as, “Exactly how long were you incarcerated?” or “If horniness were sand, you’d be the Sahara” The Hornymeter is a technological breakthrough in iPhone apps, providing endless entertainment and a conversation starter that’s sure to get a chuckle every time.

What's New in Version 1.1

+ Added flashing buttons to make instructions easier to follow
+ Improved scanner sensitivity
+ Added a hold on horniness summary line, to pass around to friends

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Customer Reviews

Funny

Obviously an iPhone can't test this for real, but the programmer at least has a sense of humor. Each reading has a sentence poking fun at the person using it. Often the reading is really high or really low which makes it more entertaining. App don't crash.

Wow

Like so many apps, waste of my &$@#ing money,

Gay

It's dum wast of my $ it dosent even work

Hornymeter
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  • $0.99
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 1.1
  • Size: 1.1 MB
  • Languages: English, Chinese
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Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References

Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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