Humoropedia: Laugh At Best Jokes, Funny Quotes, Hilarious Pictures, And Memes
By Ezoic Inc.
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Laugh at the funniest stuff in the world with the official app of Humoropedia.com. Our app gives you access to all the exclusive content of our site. It has everything from jokes and hilarious pictures to most outrageous insults and comebacks you can imagine. You will want to spend hours browsing this app because the amount of awesomeness in this app is bigger than elephant's ass.
Here are some of the awesome jokes you will find in our app:
1 An American man and a Soviet man are arguing over who has more freedom.
The American says, “I can walk up to The White House and yell ‘Reagan is a disgrace’, and nobody can do anything about it.”
The Soviet man says, “I can do the same thing! I can walk up to the Kremlin and yell “Reagan is a disgrace’, and nobody can do anything about it.”
2 Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
3 Two Russians are queueing up for bread in Red Square.
‘Screw this’, says one, ‘I’m going to go and shoot Yeltsin’ and he storms off towards the Kremlin.
Fifteen minutes later he returns and silently re-joins the queue.‘Well?’ asks his friend. ‘Did you shoot Yeltsin?
'‘No chance. The queue was twice as long as this one’.
4 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
5 Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic.”
Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war.”
Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed.”
Priest: “That’s not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive.”
Elderly Man: “Should I tell him the war is over?”
Want more awesome jokes like the ones you just read? Then download this app and get all the jokes you can handle. Every joke you need to know to seduce your dream partner is in this app.
Want to know what else you can get completely for free by downloading our app? Then continue reading this description and be amazed by sheer awesomeness of our creation.
Besides funny stuff, Humoropedia App has a huge collection of hand-picked quotes that are likely to keep your wisdom levels high. To date, it has more than two hundred collections of famous quotes from many different authors and celebrities. Some of these quotes are from your favorite movies. So why not download and check it out right now? After all it's free, and what's free is always for me.
Our awesome app also has a collection of funny public domain comics. To date, it boasts more than sixteen hundred pages of awesome comics produced by the best comic book artists of 20th century.
Did we also mention that our app has some of the most outrageous satirical news articles ever produced by our crazy team? One of them, for example, argues that monkeys are smarter than congressmen. That's true by the way.
On top of all that, Humoropedia App allows you to submit your own funny pictures and humorous articles. We pick the best of them and publish them on our site Humoropedia.com and in this app. So we regularly update this app and our site with both editorial and user-generated gems.
So download our app and have the best time of your life. You will love our app more than a hot chick of your wet dreams.
Great jokes. Easy-to-use. Design can be improved though. That's why I gave it 4 stars. Awesome jokes more than compensate for its design though.
Great app! Funny
This app is funny and amazing. Great material on here
This stuff is funny. Good job!
- Category: Entertainment
- Released: May 04, 2016
- Version: 1.0.0
- Size: 26.6 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Ezoic Inc.
- © 2016 Ezoic Inc.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 7.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.