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I won't be in... Work excuses!!

By Bryan Seaborn

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Over 100+ HILARIOUS and REAL excuses for you to use!! This is all jam packed in an exciting and sleek app.

From our users:

+ "When I don't feel like going to work I pick up this app!"
+ "I may not use some of these excuses but boy are they ever funny!"
+ "Very simplistic and sleek app, download now!"
+ "I laughed so hard at some of those lame excuses.. but I bet they would work!"

Download now!

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Customer Reviews

Errors...but still funny

There were a lot of spelling mistakes, some jarring. It sometimes affected the joke but not usually. Creative jokes but absolutely not 100 of them. Overall, I like the app though.


Pretty funny. Please add more! Also, maybe a way to submit them?

Really funny

Funny excuses

I won't be in... Work excuses!!
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  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Released:
  • Version: 1.0
  • Size: 0.5 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller:
Rated 9+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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