South Park: Phone Destroyer™
This app is only available on the App Store for iOS devices.
All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment.
Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER!
From South Park Digital Studios comes a real-time battle game like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Take on Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all out mobile mayhem!
South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne.
Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent!
- A whole new South Park experience with new and twisted versions of iconic characters like Stan of Many Moons, Cyborg Kenny, Ninjew Kyle, Grand Wizard Cartman… and many more!
- Beat down opponents in real-time PVP battles.
- Experience a hilarious single player story written in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios.
- Collect and upgrade over 80 unique cards featuring all-new, beautifully rendered designs.
- Join a team and boost your decks by sharing cards with your teammates.
- Customize your hero to be the most badass looking kid on the block.
- Witness Randy cross-dressing in new and exciting outfits.
- Kill Kenny.
What's New in Version 2.2.0
The game had undergone some heavy underpantsing, which is Latin for “fixing bugs and improving performance.” The game is now even more advanced than all of Canada, so why don’t you update , buddy?
Good, yet need a lot of improvements
First of all I am a South Park fan since I was little, the show is just full of creativity and unexpected events that truly fascinates me. So when this game came out, I downloaded it. The general mechanic is pretty fun to play, it’s skill based yet not as frustratingly pay to win as clash royale. But on the other side, the game does not let you replay a level on the same difficulty unless you reach difficulty 15. And that’s pretty stupid because if you are not lucky enough, you could easily miss the reward you wanted. And the cards are REALLY hard to level up if the system is completely based on luck. Also the cards are very unbalanced, for example the legendary cards like Manbearpig and grand wizard Cartman are frustratingly expensive, and you can easily counter them with any assassin + sheriff Cartman and build a huge counter push on the back, but on the other side the legendary Bebe and ninjew card are way too overpowered and hard to counter. And the battle system is completely level based. But overall this game is still fairly new, it have bugs and crashes, but the idea is very original and I can see the developers put a lot of efforts on this free game. So I’m giving this a solid 4 out 5.
GREAT GAME, BUT WAY TO MANY ENERGY HACKERS
Seriously Ubisoft. You are not dumb. Stop acting like there is not a problem when there is one. The game lags and crashes because of the significant amount of hackers running multiple clients for energy boosts, or just down right editing game coding with jailbroken devices. This is a seriously great game but you need to have a team led by someone with skills and ideas on how to catch these people. You spend so much time advancing so many things on the game and yet you fervently dent and reject any possibility of foul play. My suggestion- hire me, I will most definitely be able to eliminate this problem, I am not as technically savvy as most but in terms of deduction and my ability to think on my feet fast I can absolutely help your team make the game greater then all others in its category. So, Ubisoft. Let me ask you this; if I decided to work for you and I chose to do so as a reasonable wage. I’ll show you what I am capable of. I mean you would hire someone dedicated to making you great, just as much as you are. Shoot me a response, and not a cookie cutter bot response 🤷🏻♂️. Hope to hear back from you.
Prepare to pay!!! Cash that is...
Read the reviews about hitting “The Wall”, because it exists! Unless you are prepared to pay some heavy cash you will not be able to enjoy the game.
The developers were smart to make it relatively easy at first, but eventually in the PvE you face Cartman. You... will... not... beat... him! Seriously, you will not beat him with the cards you earn in the free packs. The PvE world doesn’t give enough coins to level up your cards enough to make a dent, which leaves you with the option of buying a pack with real cash in the hopes of getting a decent card OR quitting the game.
Again, the developers were smart to make this the first big lurch... you’ve already invested a lot of time and who hates to lose?
Look, I know they aren’t making this game out of the kindness of their hearts for South Park fans. They want money, money is good... I just hate that they are taking advantage of fans. If they would just start out letting it be known that without paying you won’t get far, I wouldn’t be so disappointed in this.
Expect to see an automated “We take reviews seriously... blah blah blah” after this. Because, you know, they are too busy raping us instead of addressing any of these things.
- Category: Games
- Updated: Nov 30, 2017
- Version: 2.2.0
- Size: 90.3 MB
- Languages: English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Traditional Chinese, Turkish
- Seller: Ubisoft
- 2017 South Park Digital Studios LLC.All Rights Reserved. South Park and all elements thereof © 2017 Comedy Partners.All Rights Reserved. Game software © 2017 Ubisoft Entertainment.All Rights Reserved.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPad Air, iPad Air Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 Wi-Fi + Cellular, 12.9-inch iPad Pro, 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, 9.7-inch iPad Pro, 9.7-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad (5th generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (5th generation), 12.9-inch iPad Pro (2nd generation), 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi‑Fi + Cellular (2nd generation), 10.5-inch iPad Pro, 10.5-inch iPad Pro Wi‑Fi + Cellular, and iPod touch (6th generation).
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