iFartz - The Nastiest
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The Nastiest, Filthiest, Grossest, Naughtiest and Most Sophisticated Fart Application...Ever!
iFartz is packed with MORE FEATURES than any other similar app on the market.
* Remote Control Farts
* Multi-Touch Playback
* Motion Based Playback
* Fart Face Gallery
* Online Fart Faces
* iFartz Message Board
* iPhone Spoof View
* Timer & Alarms
* Hilarious Game
THE MOST REALISTIC FART SOUNDS OF ANY FART APPLICATION!
Every iFartz Fart is sampled from a Professional Hollywood Sound Effects Library!
- WHAT APPLE HAS SAID -
"Too Offensive for iPhone users"
- WHAT iFARTZ USERS HAVE SAID -
"Top Farting App in the App Store!"
"An Instant Classic!"
"The Most Outstanding of Fart Sounds"
"I highly recommend it!"
"I can't put it down"
"I strongly recommend this application"
There are many many Fart Applications available these day and while some are content with being “for the family”, the highly trained Odour Connoisseurs here at The iFartz Factory take their jobs very seriously and are only content with giving you, the farting public, a product that meets the highest state-of-the-fart technology standards expected of a Farting application.
It is this deep dedication to excellence in Farting Technology that keeps iFartz boldy & bravely pushing the flatulence envelope. Each and every App Store rejection for the reason: “Too Offensive for iPhone users” is a proud badge of honor worn by our team and a sign that iFartz is on the right track as the nastiest, filthiest, grossest, naughtiest and most sophisticated fart application...ever.
----- TAP IT OR SHAKE IT ------
Using the iPhone and Touch’s unique design, iFartz users can shake or tap the screen to sample an assortment of hilarious sights and sounds.
----- iFARTZ REMOTE CONTROL ------
iFartz EXCLUSIVE!! If you’re looking for long distance fun, iFartz Remote allows you to play sounds on a friend's iPhone or Touch from your own. Tuck one behind a couch pillow or under a chair while you trigger smiles from the other room.
Watch (and hear) the fun.
----- FART FACE GALLERY ------
Another iFartz Exclusive - now you can put yourself (or anyone) into iFartz and make THEM fart. Using your on-board camera or photo library choose a picture to include in your local Fart Face Gallery.
----- ONLINE FART FACES ------
Got a Fart Face that's just too good not to share? Upload your favorite to the iFartz Servers directly from iFartz to share your Fart Face with the world. iFartz serves up juicy selections of faces for your viewing whenever requested.
----- iFARTZ MESSAGE BOARD ------
What do you think of the stink? Let us know on the iFartz Forums. Blow off some steam!
----- iPHONE SPOOF VIEW ------
We like to call it "Poot Spoof" but you will call it hilarious. Grab any photo (even a copy of your home screen!) to fool a nosy friend. Any button they tap will just...well...Fart!
----- iFARTZ ALARM TIMERS ------
Want to laugh later?
Set the iFartz timer to play a very special alarm sometime in the future. You’re sure to get the message.
----- RIPPING GAMES ------
How good is your memory?
Give it a test and play a side-splitting game of "iFartz Simon Sez".
Any way you use it...you’ll love iFartz!
Check out the brand new website at www.iFartz.com!
If you have any questions, comments, concerns or ideas on how to make iFartz a better product please email: firstname.lastname@example.org or for more information visit www.ifartz.com
What's New in Version 2.0.1
Super Important Bug Fixes -
PLEASE RUSH - thank you
Fixed app crash when online image download was cancelled
Fixed drawing issue with info alert
The PHUNNIEST PHART APP! The iFartz faces are hilarious; love choosing phamily members 4 my gallery and pootspoof. However, this app is a little buggy. When you delete a photo close the app then open it back up 'cause otherwise it doesn't "recognize" that you've removed a photo and there's a gaping hole where photo used 2 b. App also has a little trouble understanding commands; again, close and reset. Otherwise; FARTYPARTYHighnessty
The greatest. "Reek" havoc at work, in class and at parties. Best sound effects yet. Can't wait until ifone adds smell!
terrible app waste of money