Bacon Farts App - Best Fart Sounds - With Santa Edition
By Focal Point LLC
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Now with Fart Bender technology to put you in control. Just turn the dial to change the pitch. Endless fart sounds and combinations from one awesome app. Practice your technique for even better results!
You've seen it on CurrentTV, now get the whole collection of fantastic fart sounds with a delicious bacon theme!
What the folks are saying:
"So I just downloaded Bacon Farts and I'm laughing hard! If you hold the phone TIGHT and put it in the toilet, the acoustics are freakin' awesome!"
"Best Fart App Available"
"I highly recommend using the bacon farts app while in the airport bathroom. Immature? Yes. Hilarious? Yes"
"The only fart app worth buying"
"Swine flu is absolutely disgusting! You have a winner on your hands here."
"The Bacon Fart graphic alone is worth the download"
Bacon Farts - Bringing together the delightful savory goodness of bacon with the melodic siren songs of fart sounds; this wonder of modern science uses bacon themed flatulence to elicit laughs from friends and family alike.
A FART MACHINE WITH A BACON THEME?!!
Yes, dear friends, it was inevitable.
Our "crack" audio team used a variety of questionable tactics to bring you no less than 27 marvelous, belly-laughter-producing, classic fart sounds. Plus another 26 Thanksgiving themed fart sounds for endless holiday pleasure.
Armed with several pounds of bacon, a few bags of dried apricots, and enough garbanzo beans to feed an entire flock of pigs, they worked in "cramped" and often "windy" conditions to bring you such fine audio samples as:
* The Sizzler
* Bacon Bits
* Bacon Explosion
* The Canadian
* Naked Bacon
* Swine Flu
* ...and many more bacon themed fart sounds!
Act now... Laughing, like bacon, is good for you!
What's New in Version 1.6
Added Santa Farts!!! More farts, with a holiday theme for wacky winter fun! 76 Total fart sounds in all, plus a fart bender to create infinite fun for the whole family!
Even the most narcissistic prude will fall to tears of laughter. I laughed so hard I got a surprise ending. Our granddaughters put down their games and played this app till the battery died, because it's hard to convince them to stop when you're laughing at what they are doing.
This app is incredible. An endless source of laughter and entertainment! A worthwhile purchase!
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Dec 16, 2013
- Version: 1.6
- Size: 32.0 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Focal Point LLC
- © 2011 Focal Point LLC
Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.