Crash The Crib
By Red Rocket Games, Inc.
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Ever wish you could destroy the concept of ‘reality’ TV? This game’s for YOU!
What is Crash the Crib?
Southern CA. The studios are pumping out reality-themed bilge like there’s no tomorrow… That’s where YOU come in! Take your modern-day siege engine and lay waste to reality-themed situations! Load your Junk-Chucker with quality socal ammo: paparazzi, lawyers, groupies, and obnoxious sports cars. Leave a trail of destruction, mayhem, and would-be celebrities in your wake.
Main objective: “Reality sucks – let’s bring it crashing down!”
*Contemporary view of a reality-hungry media culture
*Simple 1-finger touch controls
*30 intricately detailed ‘cribs’ for you to devastate
*20+ dynamically updated levels!
*7 unique weapons – including lawsuit shedding lawyers, photo popping paparazzi, overpriced luxury cars, and bouncing groupies.
*Handy angle gauge on the weapon for consistent shots every time
*Luscious backdrops of Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and Malibu
*Two unique soundtracks
*Three unique “junk chuckers” that fit the mood of Southern CA
*Simple one-finger control
Weak Catapult game
(Catapult, Trebuchet, whatever.) If you line this app up against Crush the Castle, Kill the King or Angry Birds, Crash the Crib falls far short. Your catapult/trebuchet/slingshot-thingy doesn't aim at all, you just shoot for arc and the arc is frequently inaccurate. Too much space between the thingy and the target so your shots are pretty much random guesses. The targets aren't even reality shows; just poorly drawn characters who all seem to stand under polls or other out of place things. The "groupies" bounce around so much you don't have to aim with them.
I really enjoy games LIKE this app but I just didn't like Crash the Crib in the least. Gets 2 stars only for the cute concept. Thank God I got it free.
Addicting, time waster
Addicting gameplay like Angry Birds, I definitely didn't realize how long I had been playing it. Some of the levels are hard some of them pretty easy. I liked that I didn't have to beat one level to get to the next, one thing that really bothered me playing some other iPhone games.
Zany fun for fans of Angry Birds
This game is pretty silly trying to take down "stars" in their homes (or their cribs of course). Pokes fun at American wealth as well. But no matter the case, it's similar to Angry Birds in that you try to smash the cribs to get to the target or targets of your shots.
- Category: Games
- Released: Apr 12, 2010
- Version: 1.0
- Size: 32.9 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Red Rocket Games, Inc
- © Red Rocket Games, Inc.™
Compatibility: Requires iOS 2.2.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.