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The Onion

By The Onion

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Description

The Onion iPhone app has been completely redesigned. You're welcome.

New features include:
• Entire Onion Video library at your fingertips now in HD quality
• Revolutionary “Shake For News” mode, perfect for the lazy and indecisive
• Access to the full Onion archives dating back to 1783, save an unlimited number of your favorite stories
• Hi-Rez images that take full advantage of retina display

What's New in Version 3.0.2

Bug Fixes

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Customer Reviews

The application does not finish refreshing.

I'm really tired of all these people writing terribly worded reviews about apps that don't work as they claim, and then not explaining why they don't work. I'm a huge fan of the onion, I get all of the podcasts on iTunes, so I know what this app is supposed to be like. Now the problem that everyone is having is that when they try and open this app, the app displays "the onion" and the goes to the front page, where it says its trying to get the stories, so instead of getting the stories, it just refreshes forever. Now if someone would just make a patch to fix this and all of the bad reviews, I'm sure this would be a great app, I can see its very nicely laid out. Just, please patch this app, because I know we're all tired of the dumb angry blondes posting reviews like "gimme refund" and "stupid app, don't buy!" Oh, and my favorite "I don't get it".

Hilarious content. Terrible app.

Everyone knows the onion is hilarious and awesome. This app is terrible though. I still continue to use it to get the content, but they make it so hard. It crashes frequently. Like very frequently. Like every third article or so. If it doesn't crash it freezes so that I just have to reset it manually. Don't bother trying to share any articles from the app because that function does not work. Also some of the articles display incorrectly it is clear that this program was coded very poorly. I went for so long thinking that they would update the app and fix the issues. But they never have. It's been terrible for a year at least. One star.

What more do you want?

The updates are good the content is great and frankly I don't understand what folks are belly aching over. Seriously it's free access to every onion article ever written with search capacity. It occasionally crashes but no more then other aps. Keep improving it onion ( like you do any ap) and fellow reviewers calm down!

The Onion
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  • Free
  • Category: News
  • Updated: Apr 22, 2012
  • Version: 3.0.2
  • Size: 3.9 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: The Onion
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
  • Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
  • Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.2 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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