Real World ASCII
By Haave Oy
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Are you like the rest of us? Have you always wondered how the real world would look like if you could view it in ASCII. Well, you guessed right, now you can.
What's New in Version 3.0
- Completely new graphics.
- Front camera support added if you buy the "Blue Pill."
- There is a shutter sound when you take a picture.
- Bug fixes.
I almost forgive you for this crap
I really love the beautiful real time ASCII animation, so much that I forked over my 99 cents with the reasonable expectation that the advertisements would go away. But no. There is not even a way to see the picture you just took with this cruel crApp. Instead of the usual link to recent pictures one expects to see in the lower left corner, you get nothing but the word "MORE". More features? Nope! Just more links to more crap apps from this developer. The only thing you get for your 99 cents is the ability to save pictures and videos. Not more filters or sharing features or resolution choices...just one big crass word...MORE... A cynical reminder that you just wasted your money. Yo, developers! Get a clue! This is the worst possible way to convince people to give you money. Have you no sense of shame or embarrassment? It is the most feature-starved app I have ever seen. A severely autistic 7 year-old child has more empathy for users than the evil idiots who created this hateful piece of sh*t.
Screw "free" apps you have to buy to use
Just charge a buck for it outright. This app is totally unusable unless you pay for it. Who knows, I might even buy it outright- if the app description actually stated that it can't be used unless you buy it. I might just pay for it if it were a fully working paid app. But because of this cack, I never will.
Do you seriously expect me to pay YOU for the ability to save pictures in a camera app? You have to be absolutely insane to think you can charge someone ANY amount of money for an app like this, an app which requires an absolute MINIMUM in programming skill.
Complete failure of an app.
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Aug 31, 2013
- Version: 3.0
- Size: 1.0 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Haave Oy
- © Haave Inc.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad 2 Wi-Fi, iPad 2 Wi-Fi + 3G, iPad Wi-Fi (3rd generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (3rd generation), iPad Wi-Fi (4th generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (4th generation), iPad mini Wi-Fi, iPad mini Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air, iPad Air Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPod touch (4th generation), and iPod touch (5th generation). This app is optimized for iPhone 5.
Top In-App Purchases
- Blue Pill$0.99