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Asstrology - Your Future Is Behind You

By John Kennedy

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From the makers of the award-winning Astronomy application, comes this Asstrology app.. Wait, that can't be right? Perhaps everything isn't quite as it seems.

Try 'Asstrology - Your Future Is Behind You' at your peril.

What's New in Version 1.2

* Corrected the random number generator.. er.. I mean, reconsidered the influence of the stars and planets.
* Added many more pieces of nonsense.. That is to say, added more in-depth analysis of your personal life forecast.

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Customer Reviews

A~s~s Stupid App! ~

Ass~Stupid App! ~not really funny more mean than funny

Asstrology - Your Future Is Behind You
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  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated: Feb 25, 2012
  • Version: 1.2
  • Size: 2.2 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: John Kennedy
Rated 9+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor

Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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