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The app that will tell you how you truly SIZE UP to the rest of the world, what condom to get and a ton more!
***** TOP 10 iTunes App (All Categories) *****
***** Featured in over 100 countries in "What's Hot"
***** Featured on Howard Stern, Yahoo News, PC Mag, Huff Post Tech, Glamour, and more!
***** On Release Went VIRAL Immediately *****
***** "This is the app every man should have. The condom calculator provides a very accurate result for what size and condom to use." -Zack
This app includes:
• Your "PETER" World Ranking!
• Your Recommended Condom Size!
• Your Recommended Condom Type!
• NO ADS!
• Educational Condom Tips
• Condom Chart with Over 30 types
• Condom Fun Facts
• How To Tutorials
• Recommended Apps
***** "One Word. HILARIOUS!" -Frank
What are you waiting for?
I know you're dying to find out your world ranking :)
Condoms prevent pregnancy 98% of the time so making sure yours fits snugly and correctly will decrease the probability of pregnancy.
"This app is hilarious! I knew when I bought it it was for entertainment. It has some useful tips and facts that are really interesting, and my friends found it funny too. I don't know why anyone would give it less than 4 stars - its a good time waster and it's definitely worth it." -Bobby
***** "Fun to show and talk about with friends" -Nate
Download now and have some fun.
***** Disclaimer *******
*This app is for educational and entertainment purposes only.
What's New in Version 1.7
• World Ranking Added
• Calculation Fixes
This has got to be the number 1 waste of a dollar app. As a comparison, I took a dollar out of my pocket and threw it into the trash, and that was by far more fun than this app. And to be fair I left that dollar in the trash; as you are required to do here. Apple really needs a return policy on garbage like this
HA! So FUNNY! A must have app for the guys out there! Has great additional info about condoms as well.
Worst app in the history of ever
This app is ridiculously stupid. It's not even worth the $0.99. I want my money back.