Amateur Surgeon 3
By [adult swim]
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HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO OPERATE ON A MUTANT BEAR WITH A CHAINSAW?*
If so, then you are wasting time reading this when you could be playing “AMATEUR SURGEON: TAG-TEAM TRAUMA” and LIVING THAT DREAM.
As rookie surgeon Ophelia Payne you must cut your way to the heart of a dark mystery while saving lives using your trusty pizza cutter, stapler, car battery - and host of other inappropriate tools!
Amateur Surgeon 3 also features the following exciting bullet-points!
• More than 20 over-the-top surgeries in 6 exotic locations including:
• Inept Criminals!
• Radioactive Bats!
• A Possibly-Cannibal!
• Transgender Robot!
• Mutated Cultists!
• Full, awesome story with inappropriate humour and cheap gags!
• 8 colourful tag-team surgery partners with bizarre special abilities!
• Fully customisable upgrades for your tools!
• Multiple save slots to share with family/friends!
• A genetically-enhanced Pug called Mister Giblets!
Download now for FREE!
(…and then hopefully spend some money on all the cool extra stuff we have in the game!)
*(You have the chainsaw – not the bear)
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What's New in Version 1.1
New Area! Le Flairground Fantastique - with all new surgeries featuring characters from Pocket God
Stick it to the loyal fans...
This game series was my all time favorite for my iPad, eagerly devouring the first two games and playing them through multiple times. I would have gladly paid for this game, at the usual rate of two to five dollars. Instead, the powers that be have decided to get into the Candy Crush nickel and dime league, and making us PAY TO CONTINUE TO PLAY.
I want to unleash a string of string of obscenities to express how angry it makes me to be enjoying the hell out of a game, especially how challenging it is, and then find that I either have to pay to continue or wait thirty minutes!?
That is NOT how you make a good game. Now I see the reason this new version is so much more challenging: making us pay to play.
Well, I'm done, with all of your games. Adult Swim used to have the best games available, and now they're just like every other flash in the pan money makers.
All the issues other players have with this game (besides bugs/crashing) are able to be worked around. Some of the creatures have crazy solutions, and I hate to say this, but if you can't figure it out yourself google it and stop complaining. The lack of blood packs is simple, as long as you are willing to change the internal time on your device. Go to settings, time and date, fast forward an hour or so and there you have it: three more packs. Going back in time doesn't work, but I play for hours changing the time on my iPad, then I adjust it back with no consequences.
A great game but...
The ads are so ridiculous and they pop up too often. Sometimes I click them on accident trying to click the small "no thanks" button and it exits the game. BEYOND annoying. And I also hate how we have to wait 30 minutes or so for new lives. We shouldn't have lives at all. I'd like to play as long as I want. I would also like if we could just pay for the game to get rid of ads forever. I would give the gameplay itself 5 stars. But there are so many annoying things about the game as a whole, hence the 3 star rating. And I also never rate the obvious money hungry games more than 3 or 4 stars. Paying for extra lives? Pathetic.
- Category: Games
- Updated: Nov 20, 2013
- Version: 1.1
- Size: 328 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.
- ™ & © Cartoon Network. (s13)
Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.
Top In-App Purchases
- Blood Pack$0.99
- Coin Pack 1$1.99
- Coin Pack 2$4.99
- Coin Pack 3$9.99
- Pack of 6$4.99
- Coin Pack 4$19.99
- Pack of 18 Blood Packs$4.99
- Coin Doubler$4.99
- Coin Pack 2 at a discount$1.99