By Demand Media, Inc.
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Unsure about the future? Need love advice? Career guidance? Wondering which organ to sell to make next month's rent? The Cracked Asstrology App has all the answers.
Rated the #1 Most Scientifically Accurate Horoscope App by Cracked.com and its subsidiaries, Asstrology has put together a team of astrologers who have internet access. Meet Professor Gort, who has the astrological acumen of a super-computer; Erin, a genuine clairvoyant (even though she's still not very good at it); Sean, our resident sell-out; Liz, who'd rather be doing anything else than this job; Keith (we'll tell you about him later...); and Jeffrey, aka The Zodiac Time-Killer!
What's New in Version 1.0.1
• Stability improvements
An abandoned app
When I got the app it had worked maybe two or three times but now it's glitchy and it seems that they don't update it anymore, it's a shame because it was actually really funny. It stays stuck at April for all the signs and it's the same prediction for all of them too. I have the same problem as all the other complaint reviews here and I'm tired of waiting for an update. I do recommend getting the other cracked app for their articles it's very funny and updated consistently.
I really like most things from Cracked and Asstrology isn't an exception, but the astrologer profiles don't really load correctly. It's not a big deal, just thought I'd say something. (I mean that last passive aggressively, it is a big deal.)
Funny Horoscopes, but...
I was really excited to learn what my future held, but the 'scopes seem to be stuck in one week. I can't find my current horoscope, so I'm super bummed.
Hope this gets fixed very soon! I'd love to see what humorous things cracked has to say about my future!
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Jun 05, 2013
- Version: 1.0.1
- Size: 7.2 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Demand Media, Inc.
- © 2013 Demand Media, Inc.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.