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Cracked Asstrology

By Demand Media, Inc.

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Unsure about the future? Need love advice? Career guidance? Wondering which organ to sell to make next month's rent? The Cracked Asstrology App has all the answers.
Rated the #1 Most Scientifically Accurate Horoscope App by and its subsidiaries, Asstrology has put together a team of astrologers who have internet access. Meet Professor Gort, who has the astrological acumen of a super-computer; Erin, a genuine clairvoyant (even though she's still not very good at it); Sean, our resident sell-out; Liz, who'd rather be doing anything else than this job; Keith (we'll tell you about him later...); and Jeffrey, aka The Zodiac Time-Killer!

What's New in Version 1.0.1

• Stability improvements

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Customer Reviews


I really like most things from Cracked and Asstrology isn't an exception, but the astrologer profiles don't really load correctly. It's not a big deal, just thought I'd say something. (I mean that last passive aggressively, it is a big deal.)

Changed my life... incalculably small ways. Or maybe it didn't. I don't know. Still worth the dl.

Funny Horoscopes, but...

I was really excited to learn what my future held, but the 'scopes seem to be stuck in one week. I can't find my current horoscope, so I'm super bummed.
Hope this gets fixed very soon! I'd love to see what humorous things cracked has to say about my future!

Cracked Asstrology
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  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated: Jun 05, 2013
  • Version: 1.0.1
  • Size: 7.2 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Demand Media, Inc.

Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.

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