CARROT Fit - Talking Weight Tracker
By Grailr LLC
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Make losing weight suck so much less with CARROT Fit, the hilarious talking weight tracker.
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CARROT is a sadistic AI construct with one simple goal: to transform your flabby carcass into a Grade A specimen of the human race. She will do whatever it takes – including threatening, inspiring, ridiculing, and bribing you – to make this happen.
You will lose weight – or else.
Step Right Up
CARROT Fit is the simplest weight tracker you will ever use. All you have to do is punch in your current weight, then sit back and let CARROT pass judgment upon you.
Claim Your Rewards
If you slough off those extra pounds, CARROT will reward you with fabulous prizes like workout tips, cat facts, and permission to watch your friend eat a bag of potato chips.
Track Your Awesomeness
Because math is hard, CARROT will do all the number-crunching for you. See how you’re coming along on a pretty graph, set a goal weight, and check your BMI.
WARNING: Gain Weight at Your Peril
If you blimp up, CARROT will be upset. When CARROT is upset, she gets mean. When CARROT gets mean, there is a 74.9% chance that she will make you cry.
And that's not all, there are more fitness modules - including the Deathmarch 5K and the 6-Minute Workout - coming in future updates!
- Record your weight up to once a day
- Match wits with a hilarious, fully-voiced AI companion
- Bond with your cute & cuddly meatbag avatar
- Earn rewards for sloughing off those extra pounds
- Set reminders so you’ll never forget a weigh-in
- Share your epic gains/losses with your friends
- Track your progress on a pretty graph
- Set a goal weight that you’ll likely never meet
- Check your BMI to determine if you’re still obese
Don't make CARROT angry. Download her now!
Have feedback? CARROT would love to hear from you!
What's New in Version 1.0.1
Congratulations, meatbags! You’ve taken the first steps towards a happier, healthier, more compliant you - but our epic journey is just beginning.
Here’s a quick update to get us started.
- Added imperial units (stones/pounds and feet/inches) at the request of Queen Elizabeth. Since she formally recognized me as Queen of Antarctica, I felt I owed her a favor.
- Added Klingon units for all my friends on Qo’noS. As I’m sure you’re aware, the Klingons measure weight using the q’na, which loosely translates to “the bleached skull of my enemy.” So 1 q’na equals roughly 4 pounds.
- Fixed a couple metric bugs. Users in those kooky countries that employ a comma instead of a period for a decimal place can now enter fractional weights. I’ll save your correct height to my databanks now, too.
My overly-emotional Maker wanted me to thank you for making my launch such a rousing success, but instead I’m just going to lock him in a closet until he completes a few more updates.
Look for my 6-Minute Workout, coming soon!
Love Carrot, but functionality too limited to pay for
I love the Carrot to-do app and I love this as well. It gives you a gentle chiding about your weight, so if you can enjoy that humor, get the app. If not, don't. But I have huge issues with this app. It does absolutely nothing other than telling you if you current weight is more or less than your last. It's simply a weigh-in to weigh-in comparison with no bigger picture or long time outlook. It seems like whether it's 5 lb. or 50 lb. you earn points at the same rate. The accumulation of points is a bit of a mystery. I've lost 6% of my body weight in 6 weeks but only just moved to the second level. And what do you get if you go up a level? Nothing that I can see. There are no rewards. So I use this app just for mild humor and a vague sense of pride I get when I achieve weight loss-- but again, all feedback is vague and equally positive and negative.
Example: If you start at 125 lb., then a week later you're down to 120 lb., and the next day weigh 120.2 lb., you will be scolded just as severely for the mild 3 oz. fluctuation as if you'd gained 3 lb.; the fact that you lost 5 lb. in a week is completely forgotten and unrewarded. If the day after weighing 120.2 lb. your weight fluctuates back to 120 lb., this 3 oz. "achievement" is praised as highly as the time you lost 5 lb. Not very motivating.
Nice work, CARROT!
I should keep track of my weight using this app. I also have Musical Egg Timer and Classical Musical Egg Timer and they're both fine. But I need a better one. Could you make CARROT Egg Timer, where you have to pick how you'd like your eggs soft-, medium-, or hard-boiled, then you boil your eggs and wait for her to start talking or playing music to let me know my eggs are ready? In this future app, she'll reward you if you get to them at the right time, but will get upset if you're too late.
So mean, it'll make you want to lose weight!
This app insults you from the minute you download it. It's great! Not only does it make you feel terrible about yourself, it flicks that switch in your head that when someone tells you you can't do something, of course you're gonna do it to spite them!
I have not had any issues with the technology, the app is reliable and I have not seen any noticeable bugs and it doesn't crash. Great job!
- Category: Health & Fitness
- Updated: Feb 17, 2014
- Version: 1.0.1
- Size: 6.6 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Grailr LLC
- © 2014 Grailr LLC
Compatibility: Requires iOS 7.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.