By Coffee Stain Studios AB
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** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat
What's New in Version 1.9.1
* Free Goat Simulator sticker pack for iMessage added!
* Level select updated to include a NEW LEVEL added for owners of Goat MMO Simulator.
* It’s winter themed, which makes it a perfect gift. Don’t take our word for it. Just do it.
* Bug fixes
This game is flawless, and flawed at the same time considering all the bugs in it! If you are reading this, and haven't gotten it already, what the &@$% are you waiting for?! This is the free app of the week, so hurry up you idiot. If it costs money now, since you waited too long still buy it. It's one of those rare apps that like, never get old. There's so much to explore and do in this. Why are you still reading this? Download it you moron -_- To the creators of the app : KEEP THOSE CRAZY BUGS! The game would be nothing without them! I could play this for 7 hours straight, and be laughing the entire time. Once I chose ' Tall Goat ' ( aka a freakin giraffe ), and then the egg ( I forgot its name ). The egg then had tall goats pattern everywhere. Is that normal?!
Update : To ' Our Family Account ', if you are reading this it would be smart to READ A DISCRIPTION or LOOK AT THE PHOTOS THEY PUT OUT FOR YOU or even WATCH THE AD before you download a game :) I understand that this game might not be the best for anyones kids, but you don't have to take off some of this apps rating with your one star because you aren't going to look at something before you download it. One of the photos could say " download this, your device will explode :D ", and guess what? You wouldn't know.
So I just downloaded the game, started playing it, became queen of goats, played in the pool some, then got on the bus to Goatville High. After going to the stadium, I noticed that the "crowd" obstacles were not moving, so I attached my tongue to it and started going to the school. As I was going up the stairs from the road to the school, I suddenly started rocketing upwards, and I would start falling if I stopped moving forward. After holding up for a few minutes and getting some random achievements, I think I broke the upper boundary wall, because I got a similar achievement and the goat disappeared. The camera was still falling, but the controls no longer worked, so the POV hit the ground, after which it teleported to Goatville, but the camera was facing down, I couldn't move, and none of the buttons were working. I laughed so hard after this, and I understand why some glitches aren't removed. Love it.
I downloaded this thinking it was going to be super cheap in graphic and hard to control (in comparison to the PC version). By golly, was I surprised! The colors are a little less saturated and everything's a bit, well, cheaper-looking, but not enough to bother me at all. The controls work so smoothly and eloquently. Every function on the PC version is here on the mobile one. Even wall running is super easy on the mobile, much to my surprise! All I can say is I'm very impressed at the quality, control, and overall performance of this game. It's just like on the computer! I plan to play it much in the future, probably even over the PC version. :) (P.S. And what impressed me the most was the automatic respawn after I glitched through the floor. Doesn't even happen on the PC! Well done!)
- Category: Games
- Updated: Dec 09, 2016
- Version: 1.9.1
- Size: 416 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Coffee Stain Studios AB
- © 2014, Coffee Stain Studios
Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
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